Bloodyshadow RA

The FactsEdit

  • Sex: Male
  • Star Sign: Scorpio
  • Blood Type: Shadow
  • Dwelling Place: Massachussetts

Childhood yearsEdit

He played a lot of Mortal Kombat. He learned to tickle his boing boing at age 5 which made one kid think he was mentally retarded. Even though his father is 6' 3 he was dealt with the short end of the sperm.


Very knowledgeable on voice actors, and can do voices better than the others. Most infamous for his "Harley Quinn" voice, which has been known to give Matt the most confusing of boners.

The shortest of all the hosts. Alex is a huge Mortal Kombat fan. At PAX East 2011 he talked to the community manager for Warner Bros and Netherealm studios for 3 hours because Mortal Kombat.


He is the main banner artist for the podcast, with Mitch filling in when he is unable to do his duties. Most vocal of all hosts. Does his best to prevent Mitch from committing crimes against humor.

Hosts of Random Assault
Alex CabralDrew ArbogastKate ReillyMatt FlabslapperMitch RozetarTony Johnson