A young listener who is a cool Irish guy that the hosts love. Even though he gets waterboarded, kidnapped, buttstuffed.
He revealed that Lucky Charms is not sold in Ireland nor prevalent. Also he doesn't have a Lucky Charms accent.
First appeared on Episode 022, and later on Episode 063. In Episode 065 it is mentioned that the hosts surfed on his naked back and butt. Appeared in Episode 150.