Intro: Big Bob Fuckin BBQ Mansion
Closing Song- Sounds like an animo
- Metal Gear Revengence 200% mad
- Chris Ott's story of What's in Kate's butt? 1:15:30
- Shittest listener at PAX?
- Regret not going to PAX?
- If Mitch was in porn what would it be called?
- Kate Mitch Bisexual 24 callback
- vendor tried to sell HAZE to chris ott for $9.99
Funny Stories and Quotes
- Pewdiepie huge faggot. I hate him more than Game Grumps.
- Their fans are retarded and 12.
- Matt - At least our fans are 16.
- Matt - His fans can legally have sex in Thailand.
- I'm annoyed that 1/2 of my twitch friends post in streams that don't work.
- You and your Crash-40 faggot buttrock.
- If you are a faggot and you want to buy extra costumes you should be gouged.
- I would laugh at you for buying a Nintendo for Sonic because that doesn't compute.
- (Cback) The dark fandom of Sonic.
- Matt - All of it.
- (Mitch) I know you fuck midget.
- I tried to explain the brown ones weren't skittles but old M&Ms. Shot fart skittle killed the lone kid dissenter.
- Hey Chris we need listener questions? Catfood
- Your nipples will be hard as diamonds.
- If you were a tranny Mitch you would rule us.
- Did you think your online name would be your real name?
- Matt - No but it might as well be my real name at this point.
- Kate - First name Flabslapper. Last name Dotcom.
- Are you 200% mad? Even if you play Metal Gear you won't understand.
- Crush 40 reminds me of oranges.
- They drive around catfood.
- It's good to know the videogame industry knows that the fans are fucktards.
- Tranistory ports no reason for next gen consoles for these people.
- I don't play Kingdom Hearts for the Final Fantasy characters.
- What if Bayonetta 2 on Wii U never comes out?
- Chicks with dicks the best of both worlds. That's all I want.
- Kate - Well..................
- I got news for you, none of us should be happy and we do a podcast to punish ourselves.
- Organtaun, so a Rapeatan. A cute anime girl version of rape
- Kate - I don't like this podcast anymore.
- Jew Jew Jo Jo Jabroni Adventure
- Jam on Jabroni Jew Sauve is fucking awesome.
- Hulk Hogan throws a watermelon at a black guy and there's a midget in a cage.
- I don't brace for impact, I hit all at once.
- Kate - Rifled butthole
- I was right.
- Kate - What is this new sensation?
- Mitch - Shut your stupid mouth gay faggot.
- Alex you went to PAX you fuck.
- Are you mad that Canada doesn't have animu?
- Shittest listener at PAX? I have to go with TURbo.
- I'm not saying I will not jerk off to Zero Suit Samus, I'm just saying in just weird.
- Rosalina is hotter. I'm saying this because I already came.
- I will not care for Nintendo ever again until I get Captain Rainbow.
- You can't be hot and be a woman.
- Kate - I'm ugly so I understand.
- Fuck my faggot face.
- Mitch King of the Trannies.
- Kate _ Will you be bottom?
- Mitch - No
- Kate - Yes
- Mitch - no
- I can't wait until I am 45 and turn Japanese.
- I bought the Taco Bell breakfast to punish myself.
- Tingle is the best character because he has slave labor.