Special Guest: Curtis Stone
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Matt showed Pipgirl his penis.
- BroPan mentioned.
- First time Matt mentions how much he hates Stan Lee
- Alex says fuckem to say it. No specific celebrity targeted.
- Community Service done by Tony- Avatar movie.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- God damn it. I hate you all.
- I'm tired of FOX being the Seth McFarlane channel.
- Who's this Charlie Barratt?
- Curtis - Is he a pornstar?
- It would be nice if we had rapists on facebook.
- I hate having sex with girls. I will review a girl.
- We have 3 girl listeners? We need to talk about dicks more or less.
- Jenny I will always be up for you.
- This is all of us fucking around.
- Matt - And Fucking each other.
- And we hit the record button on.
- Fuck you ElPork.
- What's the girl in Zelda with the green tunic and the pointy ears?
- Goddamn Tony stop talking about Mortal Kombat.
- Scorpion wasn't in MK3 because
- Curtis - O hai gun barrel.
- This is a real community cast. We're sending dick pics to everyone.
- Matt uses his dick as a makeup brush.
- Insert ethernet cables in your butthole.
- When I watch a story in porn I must know what transpired.
- Curtis - I'll tell you what transpired. In 2 words.
- Energy. I has it.
- You know how people are racist because of their parents? That's my dad with Stan Lee.
- Thank you Pipgirl for your kind words about my penis. It really meant a lot to me.
- Anybody who wants pictures of my dick, message me on the forums I don't give a fuck.
- Japan is trying to appeal to us by making 80's movies thinking that's who we are now.
- I do like the concept we call our fans rapists.
- Random Assault wild rapist on the loose.
- I didn't order a pizza but I did order a penis.
- Alex the only boss you have ever beated is Shao Khan.
- Only people that will kiss our ass will be on, so TURbo will be on.
- Alex - TURbo please have a little tongue.
- My sister and her friend blacklit my bed. They got what they expected.
- Alex - You just need a blacklight so you don't need a night light.
- I whip my dick back and forth.
- Go forth and rape.
- Curtis, zabu_san on the forums. Matt? How the fuck did you get in here?
- Matt - I leave my window open so Tony and I play our rape games.
- After weeks of watching I had to get on the fun.
- When I was 13 I thought orgy was an orgasm and I was laughed out of the room.
- Alex - 13? I was 5 or 6.
- My penis is really hard right now.
- New boner through me off.
- Matt - That's what happened on Random Assault.
- If you have a ethernet cable in your ass, when you fart does it lag or speed up?
- Sorry BroPan I know you love those dick jokes.
- Alex - He's the best awkward fan ever.
- I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Alex - Just take a time machine and hop on 7 episodes ago.
- (Alex has used time machine callback for TMNT if they wanted to talk about it)
- I'm so far in 5 inches.
- Alex - I'm so cavernous.
- I haven't listen to your last podcast.
- Matt - Neither have I.