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Length: 1:58:12

Hosts: Alex Matt Tony

Special Guest: Curtis Stone


Closing Song:

Content Covered:

Other Shit and some Facts:

  • Matt showed Pipgirl his penis.
  • BroPan mentioned.
  • First time Matt mentions how much he hates Stan Lee
  • Alex says fuckem to say it. No specific celebrity targeted.
  • Community Service done by Tony- Avatar movie.

Funny Stories and Quotes:


  • God damn it. I hate you all.
  • I'm tired of FOX being the Seth McFarlane channel.
  • Who's this Charlie Barratt?
    • Curtis - Is he a pornstar?
  • It would be nice if we had rapists on facebook.
  • I hate having sex with girls. I will review a girl.
  • We have 3 girl listeners? We need to talk about dicks more or less.
  • Jenny I will always be up for you.
  • This is all of us fucking around.
    • Matt - And Fucking each other.
    • And we hit the record button on.
  • Fuck you ElPork.
  • What's the girl in Zelda with the green tunic and the pointy ears?
  • Goddamn Tony stop talking about Mortal Kombat.
  • Scorpion wasn't in MK3 because
    • Curtis - O hai gun barrel.
  • This is a real community cast. We're sending dick pics to everyone.
  • Matt uses his dick as a makeup brush.
  • Insert ethernet cables in your butthole.
  • When I watch a story in porn I must know what transpired.
    • Curtis - I'll tell you what transpired. In 2 words.


  • Energy. I has it.
  • You know how people are racist because of their parents? That's my dad with Stan Lee.
  • Thank you Pipgirl for your kind words about my penis. It really meant a lot to me.
  • Anybody who wants pictures of my dick, message me on the forums I don't give a fuck.
  • Japan is trying to appeal to us by making 80's movies thinking that's who we are now.
  • I do like the concept we call our fans rapists.
  • Random Assault wild rapist on the loose.
  • I didn't order a pizza but I did order a penis.
  • Alex the only boss you have ever beated is Shao Khan.
  • Only people that will kiss our ass will be on, so TURbo will be on.
    • Alex - TURbo please have a little tongue.
  • My sister and her friend blacklit my bed. They got what they expected.
    • Alex - You just need a blacklight so you don't need a night light.


  • I whip my dick back and forth.
  • Go forth and rape.


  • Curtis, zabu_san on the forums. Matt? How the fuck did you get in here?
    • Matt - I leave my window open so Tony and I play our rape games.
  • After weeks of watching I had to get on the fun.
  • When I was 13 I thought orgy was an orgasm and I was laughed out of the room.
    • Alex - 13? I was 5 or 6.
  • My penis is really hard right now.
  • New boner through me off.
    • Matt - That's what happened on Random Assault.
  • If you have a ethernet cable in your ass, when you fart does it lag or speed up?
  • Sorry BroPan I know you love those dick jokes.
    • Alex - He's the best awkward fan ever.
  • I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    • Alex - Just take a time machine and hop on 7 episodes ago.
    • (Alex has used time machine callback for TMNT if they wanted to talk about it)
  • I'm so far in 5 inches.
    • Alex - I'm so cavernous.
  • I haven't listen to your last podcast.
    • Matt - Neither have I.

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