Intro: Matt- MovieBob The Escapist sponsored. Like popular web critics.
- Chris Ott gave Matt Give free stuff from Nintendo. 1989
- Aquariums and aquatic animals shitting
- Matt give away digital copy of Django Unchained.
- Kate went to a Vancouver game store.
- Burial at Sea
- Attack on Titan
- Mitch beat Doom 1 loved it
- How many hours a week do you play videogames?
- Do you play violent videogames?
- At what age did you start playing violent videogames?
- Do you think young people are influenced by violent videogames?
- Why do videogame companies try?
- Why do women hate videogames?
- Game software complete for videogame?
- Will quitting videogames improved my life? long?
- Why do TV hate videogames?
- Do videogames make you mature?
- Does videogames give me machismo?
- Where are videogames made beside China?
- Parents why you hate games?
- What was the first videogame invented?
- Videogame, what's the best videogame?
- I'm 17 I want to be in videogame industry?
- How are Nintendo games different than other games?
- How do I become a videogame?
- Why are videogames condemned?
- Did you go on the Tower of Terror?
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- I wish I had all the chocolate nuts in the world.
- I went to a Vancouver game store. Looks like a gaming mecca. Then I looked closer and it was a fucking piece of shit. NES Duck Hunt, Tetris, Golf, Duck Hunt, Tetris, Golf.
- Super Mario 64 $40 bullshit. FFXII $50 Are you kidding me, it the greatest hits collection.
- Vancouver is like any West Coast North American city, fucking Asians everywhere.
- Asians have no souls.
- I made some ching chong ping pong jokes and Asians looked like they wanted to kill me.
- I went to an aquarium. I saw a dolphin take a shit.
- There is Southern people so opposite of black people.
- I feel smart because I heard that word in an anime.
- Asians pronoucing Beluga, they didn't know when to stop.
- Lootcrate the 1990s they send you pogs.
- I'm fat.
- At one time I answered yahoo questions because those people needed help.
- Who would do that?
- Matt - Monster's I mean Jews.
- Matt - Control F Jew
- Mitch He's a poor man's Jew.
- Matt - So no gold in his nose.
- Oh my it's Turbo's mom in a sombrero. We love you TURbo.
- 100% Nig.
- I smashed my Dragon Warrior with a sledgehammer.
- Go see Godzilla you piece of shit.
- I want to slug David in the mouth. Coughman is a guy I want to punch but he makes me laugh.
- When I watched that movie I didn't get it. Wear a condom.
- Irish live in Chinatown. Asians live in subways.
- Doom (Mitch) You were the demon.
- I'm gonna touch the screen with my pee pee.
- I don't take a shit inside my pants but outside them.
- You know tails wants that Sonic cock.
- They weren't turned into robots. They're dead.
- I can fuck that robotic ass all day and she won't feel it inside.
- Mitch are you dead? No? Get to work on that banner.
- Tony moved to Florida.
- Chris Ott is literally are best friend.
- Holy fuck, I'm living in Anime.
- LET'S PARTY!
- Gay people are weird.
- Mr. Robotnik voiced by Jim Cummings.
- Bioshock in space callback
- How much happiness can you hold in your hand?
- Kate - Depends on how big the dick is
- Turbo smoked 200% weed.
- Alex my back is sore boners for days.
- We got twitter, facebook, okcupid.