Intro: 10 year old Alex Cabral reading 50 Shades of Gray
Closing Song: Fly me to the moon chiptunes
- Emperors New Groove
- Disney movies in the 2000's
- Gone with the Wind
- Matt hates Red Dead Redemption can't get pass Snake Oil salesman
- Matt had no idea he could use weapons. Double stupid.
- Do you think music influenced videogames?
- Why u fraid?
- Where is slabflapper?
- What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Mitch - Chocolate milk.
- What is your favorite historical events?
- What drive you to make a trainwreck of a show?
- 3:15 in Mitch mentions anime
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Mitch Roze tar, this is Kate Really.
- Fantasia 2000, 60 years between a sequel shut up Star Wars fans.
- Turbo is shaking in fear.
- Home on the Range is lowest of lows.
- (Mitch) I don't like you.
- Halloween, this is a Western.
- Matt John Carpenter is insane.
- I like 310 to Yuma Starring Batman and Gladiator.
- Star Wars = WWII which is why Jake is a fag.
- 9/11 is my favorite.
- (TURbo) I looked up the wiki, why the hell did I say that?
- Mitch - It's so hard to not edit his lines. Why don't you fucking die?"
- Rape monkey is the best monkey.
- Speaking of Kurt Russell I saw Backdraft. Not good.
- Oh a freemium game that is basically demo only.
- Fuck Ubisoft forever in the ass. Basically the game you hack the planet.
- Fuck this podcast I'm gonna get a dozen sausages.
- Catfood. Oliver ate catfood.
- I beat Castlevania III at 19
- Mitch - On a emulator with a save state.
- I learned that rape is okay if she likes it. That use to be romance.
- Kate It's not rape because she liked it and its Clark Gable.
- No one wanted to smash the patriarchy.
- Kate - They wanted to roger it.
- If it's a town its a Western. If people are talking to people its a western.
- The only reason I'm alive is because of my inner hatred.
- If I find true love I will drop dead. My girlfriend is crying, now I will stay alive through tears.
- (MovieBob) I wouldn't put it past that fat fuck.
- For instance Jake loves WWII because he felt like Germany did nothing wrong and the Holocaust should have went on until it was finished. Hitler should have finished the job.
- (Canadians) You don't have a history.
- Could you imagine Skrillex conducting an orchestra?
- Matt - Is this before he knocked himself out with stage lights.
- (Matt) Sounds like you are bad with videogames.
- I beat that game the first time.
- Matt - Good for you asshole.
- Fucking horseshoes, that shit is impossible.
- It's the old west. No rules.
- The sound of your soul leaving your body is funny.
- Matt - That happened to me a long time ago.