- Mitch loves Big Hero Six
- Matt loves John Wick
Evanagelion first anime mentioned
Funny Stories and Quotes
- Welcome to the show. 90's is in the future when you live in the 80's while being in the 2 10's.
- Murdering your friends.
- Matt - Only caught if you're doing int wrong.
- Green Thief representing Green Peace.
- Kate why are you quiet?
- Kate - I just want to watch the trainwreck.
- Mela gave me a 5 hour energy with Vodka.
- I had an RA intro idea where we visit Canada to meet Kate. It was too long. There was a Canuck Guard name Cannador. Mountie Canadan.
- Drone Boning
- Kate - Unless a missle strike it won't get me off.
- Bus driver is having a rice party.
- No I masturbate into childrens public pools.
- Newbury Comics sucks. I asked the cashier how much for the Happy Fucking Birthday bag. I got kicked out and I never went back.
- In the show tell us if you like an hour.
- David Attenborugh has a voice I want to fuck to.
- Kingdom Heats and TDar Bullshit.
- Matt - Sounds like Gamergate.
- I have never been more glad that I don't listen to our own show.
- I'm a failure. I love Anime.
- Alex - Fuck you Mitch
- Fuck you and that's why I don't go to cons.
- I had some misexperiments with Crisco I won't mention on the podcast.
- What porn are you talking about?
- Alex - Bacon Porn.
- Some fuckass made bacon gum
- Matt - You took my joke!
- You want your asshole to smell like bacon?
- Put on so much axe spray he died.
- That communist pussy Mitch.
- Matt - Truly mistakes against Nature.
- I want to tell a horrible story about my life.
- Matt - Is it about Gamergate?
- Kate - No
- Matt - Thank Christ.
- I see Mexican people skipped two borders and they don't know the difference between sandwich and combo deal. I finally get my food. It's fucking cold. I eat it anyway cause I don't give a shit. I don't care anymore. I don't want live. I run to the bus stop and I see it pull away. Holy fuck I'm mad. Graffiti on the bench Sadboys 2K14. Absolutely 100% Dead Fucking serious. I almost screamed.
- Alex - If Sadboys2K14 gets bigger than Random Assault, I'm poisoning your tap water.
- Sega is Nintendo's bitch. We need Seaman in smash.
- Your excitement and happiness will pass once we open are mouths.
- Pewdiepie I fucking hate that guy.
- (Guest) It's a goofy guy in the room.
- I want an eye injury so I can wear an eye patch and that would be rad.
- Alex - You don't need a eye injury.
- Matt - I use to roll in a wheelchair and I was called an asshole.
- I'm fucking 30!
- I know you can't share new games but can you tell about new games in the pipeline?
- Kate - Subway?
- Matt - Jared Fogle that fat skinny fuck.
- Guest -www.subway.com He makes the foot long games for $5.
- Vegetarian table always looks sad.
- Kate - I use to like Spam, and then I was poor and had to eat it all the time. It's like eating the packet in Ramen.
- Alex - Callback to eating 8000 g of sodium in Ramen.
- I was raised a vegetarian and when I left the house it was all the bacon pizza.
- We would have got Dan Amrich but he is not allowed on the show.
- I trim my balls. It's like a Bonzai.
- Sounds like my genitals.
- So much axe sprat they had to evacuate the school. Why? Because he was drowning in soo much pussy.
- I don't hate everything. I want to see Big Hero Sex.
- My dad said my original mom was fertilzing the lawn. He used the woodchipper.
- Alex - I've been searching three years for my ex girlfriend murderer. No one will do it.
- Kate - Just don't be a faggot. Hot Topic is full of faggotry.
- Jeez fucking Mitch who hates everything.
- Majora's Mask my most favorite 3D Zelda.
- Mitch why would you assume anything is real on tumblr?
- Fucking talk if you have something to say.
- Alex - No
- Matt - GOOD. Speaking of anime. kidding.
- I hate the gays, but I hate the accent that is subtitled.
- Sonic is suppose to be a fucking jerkoff.
- I was trying to convince Christina that Tails was a girl.
- MITCH I WATCH FUCKING CARTOONS YOU FUCKING FAGMO!
- Alex - They call me fagmo.
- I just need to find the episodes Tony didn't speak.
- I eat garbage and I'm 140.
- Matt - Now we're all dead.
- Denny Tumblr is fucking insane.
- Alex - I went to Denny's every Monday and never not got sick again. I was nicknamed Monday night.
- Neil - I don't know if that is awesome or really sad.
- You know Skate.
- Matt - No one knows.
- My sister likes the smell of axe and I said you like the smell of date rape (He later raped his sister to teach her a lesson)
- If your a man with a ponytail kill yourself.
- Kate - I don't have the courage.
- If Sadboyz was a band Summer of No Friends would be their debut album.
- My mother called me a mistake and threw an ashtray in my mouth.
- If it's a cool robot that's what I look for in a girl.
- Game is about murdering food groups