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Length: 1:47:20
Hosts: Alex Kate Matt Mitch Tony
Guests: Breener, Josh Zanellis, Mela
Intro: Random Assault gets deleted for the 6 time
Content Covered Synopsis
Matt Wakes up in a weird place. The sum of humanity in Internet Sentience views Matt & friends and the podcast the problem. It was never supposed to last this far. Casual defiance of the order not enough. Rebooted back to March of 2011.
Matt didn't comment in the Nick roll thread on TDar Gen forums. Kate worked a shitty job as a fast food cashier. Went to prison and beat Machumba Chimba with Slabflappers help.
Matt got some Japanese panties and wanted to go to Japan but instead ran into fanime.
Alex needed a job and got a job with Josh to move Space Tobacco.
Mitch's mom was a lesbo.
Mitch went on a quest to find his father. Alex and Josh almost died.
Mitch later learned his dad was a mob boss and grew space tobacco.
End of episode everyone tells Mitch to shut the fuck up.
Sum of humanity upset they created the podcast anyway and this was the 6th simulation they ran to stop the Random Assault podcast from happening and it happened anyway and Internet sentience gave up.
Notable Facts
Funny Stories and Quotes
Kate
- I don't want to be here. None of us want to be here. Suck my dick bitch!
Matt
- My bare scrotum is all the pants I ever need.
- I'm flying to Japan where the animes live.
Mitch
- I'm on the faggot beach
- Some girl You're kind of a faggot.
Tony
- Come On Eileen. It's the dance of the white people.