Guests: Itay Karen and wife Julia
Closing Song: Smash Mouth All Star MIDI
- Mushroom 11
- Kate vs. Mitch on 90's animes to 00's animes.
- Last of Us mushrooms cordeceyps not caltrops
Funny Stories and Quotes
- A woman came into work that was really pregnant.
- Matt - Did she needed to be milked?
- Alex - She went to the bathroom and had to squeeze her boobs. I heard the entire thing.
- Matt - What a waste. Are you glad you're developing games so you can talk to people like us?
- They fake laugh because we're not funny.
- I have a list so long of media I can mummify myself.
- Matt - Gammaphones
- Kate - Interpretitive Dance?
- Alex - How do I escape world?
- Matt - Die.
- I need to find out the mystery of 3 Friends and Jerry.
- Matt - Alex is going to do 50 hours of research.
- JonTron Egoraptor. Clearly one is more fun that the other.
- John fuck off. Go back to work.
- catfood again on Doug not knowing how to order fast food.
- I don't want to be on this show.
- Delaware is fucking boring and I get out when I can.
- This shithead got rid of his accent and it makes me sad.
- Did you learn Krav Maga?
- Itay - A little. I was a programmer in the military.
- Matt - Ok then.
- Kate - That fucking faggot.
- Having a guest on the show is fucking weird.
- Kate - It is fucking weird.
- I should wear a shirt that says Trigger Warning.
- Alex - I want to jump into the son with you.
- Majoras Mask. That game is easy, I'm not mad, and it's fun. The 3 benchmarks.
- I didn't know you could use shanks on clickers in The Last of Us.
- A girl controlling his life through sex?
- Mitch - That's my life.
- No one trusts me when I say a show is good. Fuck everything.
- Proud Family, Black people am I right?
- Mitch - I wouldn't fuck one.
- Matt - Good god, why would you.
- Kate - I thought black people's vaginas didn't look right.
- Mitch - No one does.
- The moral of the story.
- Mitch - Everyone be gay except for women.
- Freakazoid doesn't hold up
- Alex -FUCK YOU! You go fuck yourself in the hairless baldspot of your asshole.
- Alex - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH TV!
- Mitch - They turn into transexuals.
- When Tim and Eric is condense to a screenshot it is amazing.
- Alex - That's how I feel about parody songs.
- The only good thing about Monster Rancher was Pixie because I wanted to fuck her.
- I remember a show, let's name it.
- Mitch your argument didn't prove or disprove anything.
- Mitch - Fuck you.
- If we had Reggie Fils-Aime on the show.
- Big Comfy Couch started Matt's love of clown porn.
- Matt - Maybe
- I want that Filthy Frank shirt I eat ass.
- Matt - Who doesn't? I mean really.
- Mitch - If you don't you're a prude.
- Matt - In this day and age if you don't eat ass I don't know what to say.
- Mitch - It's the year 2014. It's the new fucking burrito.
- Matt - It's a new staple food.
- Mitch - There's 5 staple foods. Vegetables, fruit, protein, sweets, grains, and ass.
- Kate - Anal with women fine. Guys no. It is fantastic by the way.
- Mitch - If you're a girl that eats guys asses you disgust me.
- Kate - I subscribed to a reddit of eating ass. Half of it is a girl tonguing a guys ass. There's no straight eating of ass of guy on girl.
- Matt - I don't know what porn you like to watch.
- Kate - All kinds.
- Mitch - I skip the blowjobs. It's about the penetration.
- Alex - Me too.
- Mitch - Except when I skip to far in and it goes to prolapse.
- Alex - Proxy Paige. Hot but horrifying vids.
- BroPan raped me with Soul Sacrifice.
- I'm just saying what you said.
- Matt -You didn't cite me or used citations.
- Pepper Ann was the best lesbian of our generation.
- Seth McFarlene eat shit and die.
- I wanted to be a farmer but I decided to be a game developer.
- I'll post a special link in Geocities.
- I use to work for ICQ but they got bought by AOL.
- Matt - Are you 85 years old in internet time?