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Length: 3:00:04
Intro: Mortal Kombat theme from Power Glove
Closing Song - Katy Perry Cash Cash Remix Birthday and Holiday Road
Content Covered
- MAGFEST 13!
- MAGFEST IS FUCKING AWESOME!
- FUCK PAX MAGFEST FOREVER!
- Roasts of the Hosts Alex Matt and Mitch by TURbo
- Mitch's special 25th birthday present from TURbo
- Interviews
- Exposure Brian Chung
- Vagante
- Aerobat
- Trace Vector 4
- Don Wei with Neon Kreto Yamato
Notable Facts
- Duke went full austistic retard and bought a Megabuster for charity for $550. If you went to the Capcom store it's only a whopping $100.
- TURbo 2nd apperance on a numeric episode.
Funny Stories and Quotes
Alex
- I don't know why TURbo came to see us.
- My hands are tiny as shit. It feels gross like fucking a dead guy.
- Matt - You can't make a dead clown cum.
- My ass hurts from making brown toothpaste.
- Matt - I have to piss tits.
- Alex - I gotta splatter ass.
- Mitch - We need to do this more in person.
- Matt - No I hate you.
- I went to the JewWario tribute. The lights went up.
- Matt - JewWario was there, it was a big fucking hoax.
- Alex - Way to ruin it.
- TURbo - RA will never do justice to Jew Wario.
- Alex - At least we (100%Alex) tried.
- Matt's dad shit was his dick.
- Shoot lemons in Kate's ass.
- Matt - Throw it against the wall.
- (Matt) We're being dickheads but you're the better one.
- TURbo what's it like being a cauldron of useless knowledge?
- TURbo - .....eh......
- How was your PAXses?
- TURbo - MAGFEST!
- Alex - How was your fucking MAGFest bitch?
- Kori - It was so fucking good.
Matt
- We're literally every show. If it was dead silence I would have known, but you physically pointed at me.
- Christina that fat cunt. I don't mean, she's obese. She has a fat cunt. It's fucking bizarre. That's why I love her.
- Kori - Your face.
- Mitch - I want to see what love is but its a fat cunt.
- Kori - Your face like you were confessing your deepest darkest secret.
- Dadslapper had failed suicide. A shotgun fell and blew both legs off. He's wheelchair bound and he shits like a racehorse. He wishes for death. I roll him, but he has no wheelchair. It's like a giant pile of anthill shit.
- Queen of the mountain that pussy ass bitch.
- My first cosplay was a tertiary character Casey Jones.
- Kori - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sidekick kind of guy. (with a rhythm)
- (Casey Jones) It was cool I got attention.
- Kori cosplayed.
- Alex - As a black lady.
- Kori - I was a white mage Vera.
- Alex - I don't care about Final Fantasy.
- Kori - NEITHER DO I, but the race is cool.
- Matt - How many times were you stopped?
- Kori - A lot. One guy wanted pornographic poses.
- Matt - Nice
- Kori - I should have been the asshole bitch. The furries stopped me more than anything due to the ears.
- Matt - As Jayson chuckles as the mad cunt he is.
- Matt - There was another Vera
- Kori - I saw her the first day and she eyeballed me up like "BITCH!"
- Most people at MAGFest are cool.
- Alex - Shut up shitdick.
- Jayson I haven't seen you in 2 fucking days.
- Kori - I don't fucking care.
- The one clown that murdered the clown that wouldn't murder the children.
- Clown shit collects in their big shit nose.
- Thai Restaurant Restroom Experience.
- Kori - It sounded so sad.
- Alex - That's why you don't play drums. FAGGOT! Back to nice people at FAGFest.
- You discovered things about my balls I haven't known for the past 30 years.
- Duke - I've seen his balls.
- Mitch - I've seen your dick!
- Duke - I didn't want you to!
- Mitch - Matt's balls are a fat cunt.
- Alex - Looked like Matt's balls were calling out to me.
- Matt - I fluffed them up so you would know what it was.
- Kori - You can fluff balls?
- Mitch - You play with mine all the time.
- Alex - They're filled with goosedown.
- Mitch - Mine are filled with gak.
- Kori - And pus.
- Alex - It looked like scar tissue.
- My balls in the high school yearbook a World without Jews Quote.
- Kori - What the fuck?
- Alex - His balls are way different than mine. His shit, mines glorious. Mines filled with the finest custard.
- When I was little I wanted to go to school drunk at 16 and throw a bottle at the class.
- I'm mad about talking up a huge line when walking on a sidewalk.
- I'm mad when people are loud at museums. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO LEARN!
- Penises flying everywhere is my Silent Hill.
- Shitboy 2015.
- (Kid Sonic Drawing) I thought you drew it as a kid and saved it for a future man.
- In 20 years I'll be retarded.
- Alex - You mean dead.
- When I went to hotels with my dad.
- Mitch - And you fucked.
- Matt - I fucked him so good he went to sleep.
- Mitch - I slept with Jayson before and our dicks touched.
- Kori - It's over. Get out.
Mitch
- Leave.
- Matt - No I paid for the room. Go fuck yourself.
- Egoraptor is the worse!
- Gold Chest had grizzly bears, and used condoms.
Duke
- That's Battle Network.
- Matt - Fuck you asshole.
- Eating every ass. We're all on ass eating rampages.
Kori
- Tell the best part of your day.
- Matt - My dad shitted in my mouth.
- How is your dad up there with no legs?
- Alex - Duct tape fucking pay attention.
- Matt- My dad has plungerfeet.
- I'm not going to cosplay as my race.
- Matt - Cosplay out of body type?
- Kori - Depends. Large girl cosplay is not hot.
- Mitch - There was some fat pieces of shit at this convention
- Kori - There was this 1 lady with tits on her back.
- A guy asked me can I use that chair literally.
- Alex - What a fucking pig.
- What the fuck is pickle surprise?
- Matt - You big shit fuckmouth!
- Kori - Veiny fuckmouth?
- Alex - Your testicles are dripping everwhere fucko.
- The black guy!
- Matt - Is it okay to be black? I wish I had a gun so I could blow your head off.
- (Super Best Friends) The dude smelled like a Mummy.
- Alex - Look how desperate she is.
- Jayson showed me the app.
- TURbo - I showed you guidebook.
- Kori - ... Yeah.. That too.
- Alex - Yeah Jayson. Are you a buttfuck clown? I got really angry so I fucked his butt.
- Matt - You found out it wasn't his butt and you got more confused.
TURbo
- You turned 25, I'm going to give you a big boy dance.
- Mitch - Drop it Skrillex.
- Matt - Oh.
- Matt - YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Mitch - RECORD THIS!
- Kori - ....... OH MY GOD
- Kori - You killed every ladyboner I had for that guy.
- Alex - Yeah it can just mix in with the ending song.
- Alex - Kori - Is it cheating?
- Kori - .... NO.... .(so confused right now)
- TURbo - In RA 148 Kori won't do anal, so it's not cheating if Mitch and I do anal.
- Mitch - I'm sorry Kori. I didn't know this would happen.
- Mitch - You made me lose my shit.