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RA 166

Length:2:05:32

Hosts: Alex Kate Matt

Guest: Jessie Saenz

Intro: None

Closing Song: ?


Content Covered:

  • Losing virginity, first time kissing girls
  • Adventure Time
  • Questions
  • 1st kiss?
  • Story behind the first kiss?
  • First boob?
  • First of yahoo questions Answers

Does spider have pus pus? why is houses in Egypt triangles?


Favorite sidequest?

Notable Facts:

Funny Stories and Quotes

Alex

  • I'm in space eating hotdogs.
  • Ed Hentertai
  • That story's boring.
    • Kate - So are you.
  • First kiss?
    • Matt - I had my first kiss at 19.
    • Jessie - I earned it by playing sports.
    • Matt - You kissed your coach.
  • The story behind your first kiss?
    • Matt - I didn't like it, I was with Christina.
    • Kate - I was 14.
    • Matt - And then he kissed me.
    • Kate- I kissed in Kindergarten it didn't count.
  • I hanged out with a girl, I didn't speak to her for a month. Anyway moving onto boobs.
    • Matt - So first grade.
    • Alex - I was in the 5th grade. It wasn't hot put your dick away.
    • Matt - I never put my dick away. It's a husk like Kate's.
    • Alex - Anyway in class there was 4 desks grouped together. There was a boy that was a complete asshole, but his legs got ran over so its fine. He went sledding down a hill you're not supposed to go down. Bumped into a church then went to the street and got his legs runned over.
    • Kate - That's funny.
    • Alex - The bitchy girl.
    • Matt - Turned out to be Mela.
    • Alex - Never heard from her again.
    • Matt - What anime bullshit is this?
    • Alex - She gave me a potion.
    • Matt - Then I fucked my own sister.
  • I saw Mikela's scar and I also saw her boobs. 5th grade no tits, but that was the tits.
  • I hope I'm not the only one that saw boobs.
    • Kate - Trust me you're not.
    • Alex - You weren't your first boobs were you?
    • Kate - I was not my own first boobs. Uhnm. Babysitter when I was 10. Looked from the top.
    • Matt - Sweet.
    • Kate - They were like watermelons dangling there.
    • Matt - Don't stop.
    • Kate - It was weird. They had no substance to them like water with sacs.
  • Kori's barely black.
    • Matt - Kori's faking it.
    • Alex - I found a woman online who is scary close to Kori completely naked, so I'm going to take that as me seeing Kori completely naked.
    • Matt - On purpose?
    • Alex - I've searched for months. I've been searching before I met her.
    • Matt - I think we all been there.
    • Alex - Searching for someone who looks like someone?
    • Matt - In porn?
    • Alex - Oh yeah! Not with Kori no thanks.
  • In retrospect I'm the biggest idiot retard. There was this girl. She was super hot. She never seen a uncircumsized penis and she had to see my penis.
    • Kate - Was it lying around?
    • Matt - I have a whole drawer of them.
    • Alex - She had to see my dick so my first instinct..
    • Matt - Was to ejaculate on her.
    • Alex - First instinct to show a hot girl my penis was NO! We have to have a fair trade. It went on for the entire night. When she showed her boobs, at that point I was like I wasn't expecting that, show me your vagina! I wasn't ready to pull my penis out and it wasn't ready to workout.
    • Kate - Some reason you are shy about your penis?
    • Matt - It's uncircumsized and looks like a gremlin?
    • Alex - Looks like the Chicago skyline. It's an anomaly.
    • Matt - Oh no! He fucked Doogie Houser.
  • Even before that, 6th grade. Me and 3 girls.
    • Jessie - Just right?
    • Alex - Like sticking my dick in porridge.
  • The only thing Matt remembers is pain.
  • Why is there no nutrition facts on alcohol?
  • It's not an animu, it's an animorph.
  • The teach put HIV + blood in all the kids milks. It's not a David Rhinehart fucked up.
  • I forgot about 5th grade. Steve, Josh and you guys, are my true guy friends.
    • Kate ...Oh... thanks...
  • Jessie I have a racist question for you. I get called Port, Spain, Dominican, they hate being called what they're not, but why every person gets confused and why do they play the 1 loudest song on loop on all the time?
    • Jessie - A dude screaming ay-yaya-yay-ye!?
    • Alex - Spanish music can penetrate every surface. There needs to be a scientific study. I can play a Spanish song in the vacuum of space and it will vibrate the planets to dust.
  • Do you have trouble remembering something that is the most generic?
  • The older Billy Joel gets (Meant Billy Armstrong)
    • Kate - Yes
    • Matt - Maybe I'm faggot America.
  • I got to 3rd base with Yellowcard.
    • Kate - They're sluts, they always had a song in Burnout.
    • Matt - Because they fucked the cars.
  • When you take a lot of poop you get boots.


Kate

  • 166, like we did 150 and 16 more.
  • I attack her face and put my mouth on it. This is the same poor girl I draped my balls on her shoulder.
  • Having sex with other people I know how to do that.
  • There is a built in podcast for memes and its all Jayson.
  • The girl from the previous story she would let me play with her tits but would not let me see them. She blindfolded me a lot so it was a little while until I saw her naked corpse I mean body.
    • Matt - She switched off with her twin brother.
    • Kate - She blindfolded and tied me up and left me in the forest.
  • Lesbian nipple pierce.
    • Alex - My story is the complete opposite.
    • Matt - You got your dick pierced?
    • Alex - No I got her dick pierced.
  • Fuck off I don't sound like a hamster. You fucking racist cunt.
  • Beiber is a faggot. Fall Out Boy is still a faggot.
  • Blink 182 I'm feeling this takes me back to high school and makes me feel shitty.
    • Alex - How? That song was when I was in high school?
    • Kate (over sensitive) Why are you making fun of me fuckface?
    • Alex - I'm talking about being a little boy.
    • Kate - I don't remember when I was a boy. When I was really little my dad and I listened to Billy Ray Cyrus.
    • Alex - Fuck Kate, Kate sucks.
    • Jessie - Songs remind me of being a kid and hating it is Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock.
    • Matt - Roy Orbison makes me feel like a little boy. (everyone laughs in huh?)
    • Matt - I wanted to be sincere but it sounds really creepy. It was sad when he died when I was in his lap.
    • Kate - Your making me feel wet down in my pants. Your fucking Roy Orbison voice is the right frequency to tickle my prostate.
    • Alex - I think you shit yourself.
    • Matt - Oh no me too.
    • Alex - I feel like a shitty boy. So my Limp Bizkit story is the same class as the girl with the titty scars.
    • Matt - Chyeah!
    • Kate - Is titty scars a Poppa Roach song?
    • Alex - Now that's what I call music.
    • Matt - Kidz Bop is fucking horrifying.
    • Alex - A large black boy name Terry.
    • Kate - That's not his name.
    • Alex - He went through 3 classes and said Let's blow this up and blow up Limp Bizkit!
  • I thought you had a Chris Ott question fuckboi! Excuse me that irrelevant conversation that should precede my stupid shit.
  • (fave sidequest) FAAAAAG
  • I never had a girlfriend that didn't hate me later.
  • First yahoo question why is houses in Egypt triangles? Egypt is so deep in rape culture they have a monument of Pyramid Head.
    • Alex - I think it's a pyramid scheme.
  • Could the male g-spot be gay?
    • Alex -Why isn't it called the a-spot?
    • Matt - G-spot G is for gay.
  • Does anything inquotes happen with the SouthPark boys?
  • My balls feel like they are on fire question mark.
  • Where was the Kardashians when the world needed her in World War II?
  • Why do crocodiles walk so gayly?
    • Matt - It's because of Elton John.
  • Why are there spiders coming out of my vagina?
  • It's so Jesus, he knows where the tits are.


Matt

  • I care but I have a bad memory.
  • I have a small gay boy.
  • If Mitch was here he would probably say something stupid because he's a big dummy.
    • Alex - That fuckface. It's good that he is dead.
    • Matt - For now.
  • Death Genie grants 1 wish. A death wish.
  • This one scene in Adventure Time it was kissing but fucking. Kate you know Lumpy Space Princess.
    • Kate - What? I'm Lumpy Space Princess?
    • Jessie - He's holding his dick and looking into his butthole the whole time.
  • First naked lady I saw was my grandma. I saw her naked when I opened the bathroom door. I saw her taking a shit.
    • Alex - For me it was helping my grandma. She was getting stuff in the attic. She was in her nightgown. I happened to get the worst possible angle on what you would fine attractive.
    • Matt -Do you close your eyes and still see it?
    • Alex- Yes, the best part she said Don't be looking up my nightgown. Whaaaa?
    • Matt- Oh god. You met eye to eye.
    • Alex - Eye to brown eye.
  • First boob I saw was in 8th grade spying on a neighbor.
    • Alex - It was definitely my mom.
  • When was your first kiss you homo?
    • Alex - I feel very weird now.
    • Jessie - It was your mom.
    • Alex - When I was in Kindergarten. We had little slips with your name. Only 4 kids could play with coloring books, 4 can play with blocks.
    • Matt - And make out.
    • Alex - Hold on.
    • Matt- So our Kindergarten teacher was a pedophile.
    • Alex - Me and this girl in class (Amanda), we figured that the Dollhouse only could have 2 people. We also figured out the Dollhouse was in the darkest spot in a corner, and every single damn day we would totally make out in the corner every goddamn day. I was 6.
    • Matt- That's how 9 year olds get pregnant.
    • Alex - From there that girl asked me to go out with another girl. This was 1st grade. I was dating both of them.
    • Kate - How much going out could a 6 year old do?
    • Alex - Basically hold hands and kiss at school. They would draw pics of both of them kissing me on each cheek but they were naked.
    • Kate- What?
    • Alex - Yeah
    • Kate - You're a little slut.
    • Alex - For the last 20 years I'm glad no one saw them.
    • Matt - So they're going on the landing page.
    • Kate - NO!
    • Alex - So second grade there was a new girl who I kinda wanted to see. One space recess outside that no one was at. I had 3 little girlfriends running around. Then 3rd grade hit and I didn't date until I was in 8th grade. This was getting weird.
    • Matt - Yeah I got to stop dating 1st graders in 8th grade.
    • Alex - It's all I know. Wow what a hussy slut when I was little.
  • Jessie when was your first boob time?
    • Jessie - It was with my best friend at the time.
    • Matt - Who was he?
    • Jessie - His name was Bruce. She developed early. Not only it was my first boobs, it was my first black boobs.
    • Alex - Did you do anything? Was it a boob for a ball?
    • Kate - Just a single testicle shoing out the shorts?
    • Jessie - Black boobs were very traumatizing at first.
    • Matt - The.. black .. skin?
    • Alex - Aww man, they overcooked the boob.
  • I wanted you to say the grandma in the nightgown was your grandfather.
    • Kate - Grandpa had a secret cunt.
  • If you could go back in time and kill any race, which race would it be?
    • Kate - It would be the race Mitch is. I thought he was a Jew.
    • Alex - Part German, Part Liar.
  • Why is Canada the worst country?
    • Kate - Tom Green. Fuck that little weiner.
  • Does spider have pus-pus?
  • Captain permission to leave the bridge and jerk off. Denied!
  • I turned my beard into a pipe cleaner. To clean Isis ass.
  • You have to do that voice forever.
    • (Gay Vincent price) The only hobby you should be doing is me. I have a hobby horse. Ride me.
    • Kate - Holy Shit.

Jessie

  • I do have a black girlfriend.
    • Matt - For now.
  • I don't have any Nintendo products.
    • Kate - You can't play Zelda you fuckaroo. You fucked that up.

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