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RA 169

Length: 2:36:27

Hosts: Alex Kate Matt Mitch

Guests:

Intro: None

Closing Song: ?


Content Covered:

  • Behind the Scenes of Banners
  • Mortal Kombat
  • New streetpass games

Notable Facts:

  • Detroit somehow became Rape City
  • Matt 4 GB Kate tiny 2GB videocard

Funny Stories and Quotes

Alex

  • Riki Tiki Tembo
    • Mitch - When did my dad become Japanese?
    • Alex - Mitcharu, come sit down and enjoy spaghetti. Space Tobaccoeru.
  • I was looking up comic book porn for a joke.
    • Matt - Yeah right.
    • Alex That was after, but before I was looking up comic book porn for a joke.
    • Matt - And then I came on Fozzy.
  • Jane from Tarzan is masturbating with bananas in 40 to 50 different poses.
    • Matt - Still hot.
    • Alex - NO!
  • The Jews
  • Mitch you are a literal retard.
  • I am not good at this version of Mortal Kombat. No one understands me.
  • Mortal Kombat, it's good.
    • Kate -So it's in the meta data.
  • Will Smith is in Suicide Squad?
    • Matt - What does Killer Croc look like?
    • Alex - A black guy with scales.
    • Mitch - This looks like a cosplay meetup.
    • Alex - Looks like a cosplay meetup and they got to hang out with Will Smith.
  • Frank Miller not Alan Moore. I'm sorry, that's the most offensive thing I said on the show.
    • Kate - Nigger, kikes, and wops. End the show. forever.
    • Alex - So this is the segment for Kate to do her GamerGate Quiz?
    • Kate - I did but got distracted due to bomb threats.
    • Alex - You had an extra week!
    • Kate - You know how I roll in last second.
    • Alex - But you didn't. (BURNED KATE BURNED)
  • I hope Superman vs. Batman is an origin story of both characters.
  • Anyone videogames?
    • Matt - Streetpass is for faggots. It's for baby nerds. Fucking Mitch, what a homo, everyone plays streetpass.
    • Alex - Mitch is disappointed for being himself.
    • Matt Reminds me (starts talking like Bookfart)
  • Ugh. Well new streetpass games are pretty fun. Flowertown sounds stupid but if you like collecting, it's amazing. Fishing is good. I want to make the biggest tank and fill it with actual garbage. The zombie game is an actual game. It's weird to actually play a Streetpass game and not speed through the menu.
  • I was at a Japanese festival. They sold Dragonball Z incense.
    • Matt - Awful.
    • Mitch - How many fat white girls with Naruto headbands?
    • Alex - A lot. There was one tent selling petroleum. Rickshaws don't run on petroleum.
    • Alex - My friend said this place would be so crowded if it wasn't for Pearl Harbor and I had a laugh.
  • I saw a cosplay of an anime girl I also saw at PAX.
  • Let me drink milk while taking off a shirt.
    • Mitch - What we need for a break through is Matt drinking milk while taking a shirt off. Do it in your balcony you rich white piece of shit.
    • Matt - Yes my luxurious suite.
    • Alex - Film a giant mess but it's so far away you can't tell what's going on.
    • Matt - Christina! What the fuck are you doing? I'm the fucking director not you! I took a megaphone and put her head inside it and yelled.
  • Why is the show fun?
    • Kate - No it isn't.
    • Alex - Shut up.
    • Kate - No you.
    • Alex - Shut the fuck up.
    • Kate - You stupid bearded dick man.
    • Alex - Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up?
  • I feel like the show is winding down.
    • Matt - I feel that everytime before we record.
    • Mitch - The Japanese are a bunch of faggots.
    • Matt - Stealing my headstone "Nothing will last forever".
  • Sam Raimi shitting the bed.
  • (amibos) Life doesn't matter. If someone tells me this doesn't matter then nothing matters.
  • Someone will be stabbed by a Rosalina.
  • Stop chewing on your pizza loud!
    • Kate - No! (CHEWS LOUDER)
    • Matt - Don't ask us if you're not listening fuckface.
    • Kate - Fuckface! (KEEPS CHEWING AS A FAT FUCK)
  • Donate $50,000 so you can contribute to the show.
  • Complete fucking garbage cannot be the joke all the time.
    • Matt - We're running out of ideas and we want to die.
  • I feel this is the last episode. I don't think we can do anymore. We're running out of the ability to talk about nothing. If you have any ideas about nothing send us nothing.
    • Matt - Send $50,000 to offshore banking account.
    • Alex - Our Swiss Patreon.

Kate

  • I saw the Pixels trailer and it made me want to die even more.
    • Matt - Why Kevin James?
    • Kate - Just why?
  • My mom visited me. I didn't want to see Ultron opening night. She said her husband and son forced her to watch Paul Blart 2 so shut the fuck up. She stopped me in my tracks. She's right.
  • I hate Ultron.
  • You fucking faggots. 90's gamers are throwing cash at nostalgia. (Yooka Laylee)
    • Mitch - It's full or Rare Easter Eggs.
    • Alex - That must be hard to find.
  • Not everything is about Mortal Kombat.
    • Alex - So I was playing Mortal Kombat.
    • Kate - Were you parkouring in the rain?
    • Matt - Was it Rape City?
    • Alex - No Rape Realm.
    • Matt - That isn't funny.
    • Alex - Unless its rape.
    • Alex and Matt proceed to laugh at the joke
  • Mitch is a fuck up.
  • Mitch you fucker. I haven't ate cereal in a while.
  • Mitch you're a fucking idiot and I can't believe you said it.
    • Matt - I didn't live a priviledge life like you Mitch you fucking Jew.
  • Seth McFarlene has 4 voices.
    • Alex and Matt same time - He only does 2.
    • Matt - The black guy does all the voices.
    • Kate - Nigger.
  • Wait until the retard comments at the end.
    • Alex - Kate you stupid fuck retard.
  • You know what Mitch. I wish you could be happy. Sometimes you get on your man period and you are such a little quief.
    • Matt - WHAT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY MITCH? YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE WITH YOUR ANIME GIRLFRIEND KATE I MEAN MITCH
    • Mitch - Who is the subject of the conversation?
    • Matt - I was talking so it's about me.
  • Whomp is depressingly accurate about my life.
    • Matt - He's a physical manifestation of our sadness.
    • Kate - Not you Alex, you have a good life.
    • Alex - No I want to suck with you guys. 169!
    • Matt - 169 episodes Jesus Christ.
    • Alex - We are going to 200!
  • Oh my god, my pizza is in the oven.
  • I hate women.
    • Matt - I know.
  • I'll buy the 10 out of 10 edition.
  • No more preorders no more kickstarters, no more early access, and no more day one.


Matt

  • I liked that every childrens book was based in racial stereotypes.
  • Alex forgives the Japanese.
  • Kevin James wouldn't have a career if Chris Fairley didn't die.
    • Alex - He's the retarded cousin that always kept coming to rehersal.
    • Matt - It's not a joke. He's a fat shit.
    • Kate - It helps not to be Kevin James.
  • Breaking News. do.do.do.do Christina handed me a not that the cat threw up on the floor.
  • Where are you from? Rape City
    • Alex - I live in the nice part of Rape City.
  • I have a 4GB videocard. I don't know what it means. So many graphics.
    • Alex - Did you install Pixels?
    • Matt - I called Geek Squad to tighten the graphics on level 6.
  • Fuck Warner Brothers ID. I don't look at videogame news anymore.
  • The Title of this episode is Rape City so it can be.
    • Kate - It will be to spite you.
    • Matt - To spite me?
    • Kate - Now you won't fuckface.
    • Alex - It will be called Rape City and Now it Won't.
    • Kate - It will be Rape City in the Meta Data.
  • Mario I did the thing no fuck.
  • Monster Bag is that a game about Scrotum?
    • Alex - lol, that tickled me in the monster bag.
    • Matt - That's a new goosebumps series. It intersects with Monster Cum.
    • Kate - 1st Goosebumps in the 2000's was edgy.
  • Streets of Rage 2 is nearly the perfect game for me.
  • Wolf Cop is really stupid. It's not fun stupid. However it's a movie I would make if I "had friends".
  • I'm really funny. I agree.
    • Kate - It's Alex job to save us from funny jokes.
    • Alex - I am the only funny.
  • Kung Fury has been my life for the past year and a half.
  • I put Lonely Gods on youtube and we get no views for 2 weeks.
  • Nothing will surpass the hatred for myself. I hated Man of Steel, and no one likes Spiderman 2.
    • Kate - Dark Knight Rises is a piece of fucking garbage.
    • Matt - Gives up being Spiderman because he's a pussy. Topher Grace should have been Spiderman
    • Kate - Wilder Valderamma should have been Spiderman. Where the fuck, he must have came from somewhere.
  • Warner Brothers can suck a dick.
    • Mitch - Put easy fatality tokens in. No, but just do it though.
  • Patreon donors I assume they are all children. I don't know why.
    • Mitch - This just in DLC, and Patreon crashes the world economy.
    • Matt - That's the psychology of the gamer we should be studying. Why they're violent is bullshit. Whether they're stupid and dumber than a bag of fucking rocks with enough money to throw at people.
  • (videogames) I wish they didn't make it harder to like what I already like.
    • Kate - Videogames, the shit is fucked. Sometimes Nintendo is the only ones with their head straight. I would have never said that last gen.
    • Matt - KILL RETAILERS
  • When will we talk about Ping Pong Club you fag. I was watching it on a "legal" Chinese website.
  • Korra is waifu for life for Le Tran with Wii Fit Trainer.


Mitch

  • The Chinese kid who fell in the well, but his name was too long they couldn't rescue him.
    • Kate - I hate Chinese people.
  • I'm Kate, one time I peed in a sock.
    • Alex - One time I put my dick in a dick.
    • Kate - I did though.
    • Mitch - One time I was on an airplane and there was no barf bag so I threw up in my shoes and then I wore them.
    • Alex - And I play it on my dick so it was warm and chunky.
    • Mitch - There's a convent of mice living in my anus.
    • Matt - Church mice?
    • Kate - It brings them closer to god.
  • Nintendo raped my 3DS. I found the hard Streetpass limit on games.
  • The F-16 Tomcat. (Wrong F-14 Tomcat, F-16 Falcon)
  • Yu Suzuki is a secret American.
    • Matt - I'll never forgive the Americans.
  • Yu Suzuki is the definition of rad. He died driving a Testorossa into the sun with a blonde chick.
  • (Corrected Matt) You ride a T-Rex, they are called Blood Dragons.
  • You had a dream about my girlfriend?
    • Alex - Yeah
    • Mitch - How many PS4 controllers did you drop in her ass?
    • Alex - I was a gentlemen and I put them in her vagina.
    • Mitch - It's too small.
    • Alex - Second, it was a PS3.
    • Mitch - It was MADCATZ.
  • I said the big Xbox controller has a giant X that does nothing and takes up space and she said just like your dick.
    • Matt - Terrible
    • Mitch - So what was the dream?
    • Alex - I gave her Xbox controllers.
    • Matt - No it's true!
    • Alex - What I do remember telling Kori was not to break up with Mitch cause he's a shitty whiny bitchy baby asshole when he isn't gratified and doesn't feel human enough for a girl to talk to.
    • Mitch ....That's true.
  • I dreamed of Wal-luigi amiibos.
    • Matt - I never dream because my life is a never ending nightmare, but when I do dream, it's Christina having a penis which isn't so, so I woke up sad. That isn't real. (Catfood)
  • They had that one song about good to have a large friend so they can shove people out of the buffett.
    • Matt - That's so true!
  • I wanna be the guy where my girlfriend would actually love me.


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