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RA 174

Length: 2:54:18

Hosts: Alex Kate Matt

Guest: Curtis Stone back from the dead.

Intro: Satoru Iwata on why Amiibos have huge shortages

Closing Song: Chiptunes FantomenK?


Content Covered:

  • Curtis what happened the past 3 years?
  • LT Forum War 49:50 in

Notable Facts: 1st break walking down a dream empire of a sun

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Alex

  • Tell us about yourself.
    • Curtis - I'm a furry. Just kidding.
    • Matt - You can't put your claws in him.
  • TalkRadar did get me through Super Depression Summer.
  • Notes should say fuck Mitch as much as possible.
  • Kate that's enough.
    • Kate - You piece of monkeyshit.
  • You're born the way you are.
    • Kate - That's not at all true. I beg to differ.
    • Alex - Incorrect.
  • My Uncle from Nintendo.
    • Matt - My Uncle is Nintendo!
  • I do coke off my black girlfriend Coughman.
  • I fill Coughman's belly button with coke like a salad bowl.
    • Matt - Donate us money and we can have cocaine in 6 months. It will be twice the content.
    • Kate - Is that how we die?
    • Alex - Coke in the heart.
    • Matt - Just like Billy Mays.
    • Curtis - I'll leave for another 3 years.
    • Kate - You're the Haley Comet of the podcast.
  • Do you have something to plug?
    • Curtis - My butt!
    • Alex - That joke is 2 years behind.
    • Curtis - So topical. I shouldn't plug it's Anti-Random Assault.
    • Alex - Actually everything is.

Kate

  • Tony he just wanted to have fun.
    • Matt - He was unsuccessful at doing that. He's better off without us. That's the truth.
    • Curtis - At this age the friends you have is all you will have.
    • Matt - Jayson that fucking monster. My gay babyson.
    • Kate - The Furfag.
    • Curtis - He was furry all along.
    • Matt - I think he's doing it to get attention cause all his friends are furries and he feels like he belongs somewhere. I gotta tell ta something. You don't belong anywhere but the fucking ground. I love you.
    • Kate - This is what happens when you're a freak and a degenerate. You get a bunch of degenerates clustered around you and all you got is your own depravity.
    • Matt - I have to pick on him.
    • Kate - Some of my porn is furry but I still make fun of you.
    • Matt - I'm friends with Jayson's furry friends because they make fun of him. Not to many people would I allow to stay the week and sleep over.
  • Canada absorbs US culture because we have no culture of our own.
  • Matt yells at his cat.
  • I have a collection of Atari games. I know bad graphics.
  • Such a small gap in Kickstarter between big popular Kickstarters that get funded and something that gets made in a basement. Like no way they spent 3 million on it.
  • Shovel Knight handled so well, delivered product in a timely fashioned, it was good, it lived up to the hype. Used money wisely and made an actual game.
    • Matt - Yes because they're not Japanese.
  • If I can bring up Tony in a positive light. He loved Shovel Knight. He got a personal reply from Yacht Club Games.
  • Some fights are worth fighting. It's not 1 person saying these things. It's dozens of us.
    • Alex - At least 3 of us guys.
    • Kate - To me I have a Twitter timeline going at 300 mph.
  • All of the late 90's I was in the 4th grade. I'm not very smart. Every kid that bullied me wore a Stone Cold 3:16. Also I wasn't allowed to watch wrestling so I didn't understand.
    • Alex - I bought a TV Guide with Stone Cold Steve Austin on the cover. There was 4 clerks. Manager said Oh my God! I lost a bet.
  • Okay faggot.
    • Alex - Fuck you!
  • Lemon butt scissors.
    • Curtis - Can I leave now?
    • Kate - I was 12 years old experimenting and I was stupid.
    • Alex - You could have used thumbs.
    • Kate - Not long enough.
    • Alex - You could have used a N64 controller that's shaped like a dick.
    • Curtis - Is there a list of things you haven't put In your butt?
    • Kate - I don't do that anymore because I don't need to.
    • Curtis - Don't worry, if you kill yourself you kill yourself.
  • I know you Alex. You would use the version that takes 3 months of work.
    • Alex - Fuck you! The Lego Banner was great but took forever.
    • Kate - Fuck, I'm sorry. I should just kill myself.
    • Alex - You're not allowed to.
    • Kate -That's not nice.
    • Curtis - She tried repeatedly it's not going for her.
    • Kate - I never has gotten as far as not trying.
    • Alex - Well there was that one time you tried putting scissors in your ass.
    • Kate - That's not suicide. That's a Darwin award. Layoff jeez I'm an idiot not suicidal.
  • No Kickstarter, no preorder, no early access!
  • I have the Sonic Unleashed demo. It was really fast and no Werehog.
  • I'm lazy and I hate effort.
  • Wow it's like Mitch is here.
    • Alex - My favorite game is TWERY.
    • Matt - I have a black girlfriend and I think that allows me to make black jokes. I'm immune but I wouldn't go to Harlem and call somebody a nigger.
    • Alex - My black girlfriend likes to eat into her asshole.
    • Curtis - I'm dating a Jew so I make Nazi jokes.
    • Alex - I thought you mean I'm dating a gay so I can make gay jokes.
    • Matt - I said to a gay guy if we have sex it's not gay because we are already seeing someone.
    • Alex - Thanks for eating into my ass Matt. Faggot.
    • Kate - I had a dream Mitch was a cuntboy.
    • Matt - Is it the same as a ladyboy?
    • Kate - No, it's the opposite.
    • Matt - The world scares me.
    • Kate - Mitch had a giant pube and tried to entice me. I was like no I can't do this.
  • Konami. Your going to make Silent Hill games? By who>
  • Preorder Fallout 4 so you don't miss out. It's digital!
    • Matt - Large percentage of gamers are garbage.
    • Kate - For every Shovel Knight there's 100 bad ones.
  • RA is allergic to money. Anytime we get money we feel bad.
  • Bobby Kotick was right the entire time.
  • How does it feel as a grown ass man your name is a Naruto reference?
    • Curtis - I could have a name Flabslapper and be really cool.
  • I changed my twitter handle to lemon scissors. I changed it from a community I'm no longer part of or visit.
    • Alex - I love that Kate doesn't want to be known for putting things in her butt so she calls herself lemon scissors.
    • Kate - I pulled that one out of my ass.
    • Matt - Wow.
    • Kate - I embrace it.
    • Matt - Imagine if I change my username.
    • Kate - To things you put in your butt. Isis.
    • Matt - She's in there right now.

Matt

  • Episode 174 we're still doing it less popular than ever against God Will.
  • The fucker that worked for Activision, now Ubisoft.
    • Curtis - Dan Amrich?
    • Alex - I hate these guys and I like Alex.
  • Fuck Lara Croft and Andy Warhol.
  • Did someone say gaybo?
    • Curtis - Yes and I was like yes I am.
  • I do not want to be Smosh. I don't want a movie of myself.
  • That's too far. I can't fuck my son.
    • Kate - Yes you can.
    • Alex - Learn how to set goals.
    • Matt - You say that, and I hear that at work.
    • Curtis - I can't have sex with my gay babyson.
    • Alex - Please tell me you have to set goals and I said no I can't have sex with my gay babyson.
  • My boss is slowly finding out about the podcast.
    • Kate - Why would you not call a faggot a faggot when they're acting as a faggot.
    • Matt - Another person at work just listened to the podcast with the Joy of Gaming. It was actually burning our skin.
    • Kate - They didn't understand our misery. We didn't understand their happiness.
    • Alex - Full circle hatred guys.
  • What I do cannot be considered running.
    • Alex - It's like when you're driving and you see a car full of Mexicans. You're not helping your cause. Or an Asian guy cuts you off.
    • Matt - Or a drunk Irishman. Or a Greek guy fucking another Greek guy in the ass.
    • Alex - Or a Portugese guy smelling so bad.
    • Kate - Angry Joe.
    • Matt - Italians fucking stink too!
    • Alex - If we hate we need to hate ourselves too.
    • Matt - Willy said we're TalkRadar's bastard children.
    • Kate - We were the Fuck you Dad! and moved out. How many podcasts formed from it?
    • Alex - Nickroll.
    • Matt - Fuck him he's not my real dad.
  • There was some women on Vidjagame Apocalypse.
    • Kate - Oh God!
    • Matt - Everyone knows I hate women. Women are the fucking scum of the earth. They're degenerates. They take money from every guy they get their succubus claws into. They're a joke.
    • Curtis - That's why I swear to stay away.
    • Matt - Curtis knows. I'm too much of a coward to be gay. She does a bad joke aha and Chris and everyone is like HAHAHAHAHAHA. IT WASN'T FUNNY! Who's trying to fuck this chick?
    • Kate - Everyone. Anne Lewis its apparently Tyler Wilde.
    • Matt - The only funny thing about women is nothing.
    • Curtis - I think Matt hates women and I understand why.
    • Matt - It's my hatred of women that gives my boner power.
  • Asian women are ok. They're quiet.
  • Can't trust the Japanese in general.
  • I want Gothic non anime Castlevania.
    • Kate - So actual horror.
    • Matt - The glorious half spider half women you want to fuck.
  • If we have no reason to hate, we have no reason to live.
    • Alex - But we don't want to live.
  • Mighty Number 9 looks like garbage and you don't know what you're talking about.
  • It's anime. He has grenades attached to his pubes. When he rips them off you see a tear in his eyes. It's what the Japanese thought America in the 80's when it was the 90's.
  • I'm joking. I'm sorry I sounded so sincere.
  • You play as Fredrick Chopin. A mobile game on iOS and Android. It's a fun game.
    • Alex - It's not Rock Simulator.


Curtis

  • Curtis here.
    • Alex - Oh my god another immortal person that won't die.
  • It's been since 2012. PCN Gen no more. Had to call it quits.
    • Alex - Oh my god over 120 episodes? Holy Shit!
    • Kate - Lucky for you we have no lives.
    • Matt - Do you think some could take on the mantle?
    • Alex - Contest show to win a part, but we all disappear and get replaced.
  • TalkRadar.
    • Kate - It isn't real.
    • Curtis - You guys are now TalkRadar.
    • Alex - Fuck ourselves!
    • Kate - I'm glad we got TURbo in the forum divorce.
    • Alex - That was the best divorce ever.
    • Curtis - Of all the children to take with you, you guys got the Golden Ticket. It was the dog you kept kicking but wanted your scraps. No offense.
    • Alex - We wanted TURbo, not the dog, fine he's a starving puppy.
    • Matt - He chronicles the bullshit we don't remember ourselves.
    • Alex - I was going through the Wiki today.
    • Kate - Why?
    • Alex - Because someone brought up a BBQ House cooking endangered animals. I tried to find the intro and he updates what intro it was about for an episode. It's amazing!
    • Curtis - The amount of information in that kids head is staggering. It's scary.
    • Alex - It's terrifying.
    • Kate - On the other hand it's a fantastic resource. Unlike that other podcast we have canon.
    • Alex - Speaking of canon, Curtis I know we dealt with this. You were officially the replacement for Drew. Tony threw a bitch fit, Mitch was a miserable sad meetig. Hour, hour and half of crying on Mitch's part.
    • Matt - Episode 56, and it took 106 (actually 118) to end that bullshit. Jesus Christ!
    • Curtis - I feel bad. Did I cause this?
    • Matt -YES!
    • Curtis - I took your black person.
    • Matt - You ruin all podcasts you're on.
  • What happened the past 3 years?
    • Matt - I've became a parody of myself.
    • Alex - Drew is dead now, but he became a consciousness inside a cyborg but connected to a Steam account.
    • Kate - He cut Santa's legs with saws.
    • Matt - That's why Dan won't talk to us anymore with Willy's legs cut off. He has janky ass Fallout legs.
    • Kate - By the way we are no longer in a inverse skyscraper mansion. We are in space now.
    • Matt - In a part of a building that blasted off.
    • Alex - I was waiting for that to happen. We have a shuttle, and why did you build it?
    • Alex - Slabflapper got beat up by Krampus. That's an alternate timeline.
    • Kate - Reboot from Friends With Benefits. Matt shoots himself.
    • Matt - I need to make a new version where I shoot him until there's a pile of dead Matt's.
  • Mitch a fucking stupid host. Wednesday is my date night. Next day 36 new notifications. It reminded me of TDar Gen gore spam.
    • Alex - The miserable old days.
    • Matt - The guy that said Kid Fuckers Hoagie and black people don't tip and that's the Social Justice Warriors stick with.
    • Kate - But they matured!
    • Matt - I got a secret, no one changes but me when I get angry and call people faggot.
  • Once you're 25 you reach peach cynicism and you develop your taste and you die 20 years later.
  • GamerGate.
    • Kate - What's that?
  • If you take a breather.
    • Matt - Then they win.
    • Curtis - What do you win?
    • Kate - What Gamergate set out to do, it has achieved. Affliate links, FTC, disclosure, sites reforming ethics policies.
    • Curtis - I brought up Gamergate as an example, not a topic.
    • Alex - Gamestop.
    • Matt - Pick up your #GamerGate tshirts at Hot Topic.
    • Kate - I would not wear it.
    • Matt - I'm on the side of GamerGate but if someone wore that I would stay the fuck away.
    • Kate - Yes, its the equivalent of the Fedora.
  • How do you pronounce it?
    • Kate - Pajapos!
  • I was on Patreon with PCN Gen. We didn't get anything.
  • This industry is crashing will not be like the PS2 N64 era.
    • Kate - Constant push for more graphics not worth it and it's outpacing profits. Train is going off the rails.
    • Matt - Oh my god I got $425000 to make a game about my dick.


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