Length: 1:57:11
Intro: None
Closing Song: DuckTales to the Moon Remix
Content Covered:
- Parody Porn
- Porn Western vs. Asian
- Porn inaccessibility pre 2000's.
- Porn, Darktone doesn't jerk off to it not even once.
- Biggest Gaming Loss question
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Matt started the virtual table.
- Alex mentions Mortal Kombat first episode
- Named Rough Draft by Darktone
- Beginning introductions of first name, "GR forum name", last name
- Alex just finished Red Dead Redemption
- Dead Space 2 was a day one purchase for Tony.
- Tony, Andy, and Alex were excited for Dead Island.
- Pokemon White is Matt's first Pokemon game.
- Alex mentions his knowledge of voice actors.
- Problem with the Simpsons Porno.
- None of the hosts get off to the Simpsons incest.
- Andy piece together that Keith David was voice of Captain Anderson (Mass Effect) and Capt Foley (Modern Warfare 2)
- Matt hates Jack Black in live action films post 2003.
- Matt got Twilight Princess on Wii day one.
- Alex's dad 6'3.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Alex
- Every 20 years, 3D makes a disapointing comeback.
- Matt "5'10." Andy "6'2" Tony "6'6" Alex - What the fuck I'm the smallest guy in the world?!
- Thought Tony didn't jerk off due to a Boxing Theory of holding the load.
- (Darktone) He's black and he doesn't believe in god
- Lost all MK Armageddon data and all Souther park model clay figures he created.
- 6'6 and 290 your load must be huge it creates an island!
- Icebreaker, where do you get your porn?
- It takes 2 girls to jerk Darktone off derpa derp derp.
- Tony - That is half true.
- Shared story about TURbo jamspace PAX East 2011.
Drew
- Andy had a scary 3D whale experience which Alex also had the same scary 3D whale experience.
- Mentions a gator ditch story and hunting gator with a bow.
- Had an awesome airplane funeral story.
- Owns 2 copies of Shaq Fu
Matt
- Damn these kids are getting bigger and hormones. 7th graders are getting bigger boobs.
- You son of a bitch. You're the guy that doesn't jerk off.
- I got to give woman slack when they want to touch my penis.
- There is no adventure in finding porn nowadays.
- Matt finds women with eastern European accents attractive.
- My masturbation is just like Solitaire.
- I wonder why I was attracted to Dill Pickles. It was Tara Strong's voice.
- I never see Japanese girls get fucked just blowjobs and titjobs.
- Don't look up my porn you don't want to see my balls flapping.
- (Jerking off) At first it was necessary and now it is out of boredom. I'll take 40 to 50 minutes.
- Alex - That's a part time job.
Tony
- Working at the theater, Tony would throw popcorn at a 3D audience to scare them during horror movies.