- Charity work?
- What rare thing do you want from a videogame?
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Alex always hates the what you've been playing question
- Andy youngest bro acts like he is a gangster but he wants to buy all the Webkinz.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Tony can suck his own weiner.
- Kate - He totally can.
- The cabaret strip club has the best restrooms to get raped in.
- My mom gave me Pokemon cards when they didn't mean anything.
- Douchebag asshole from high school I know now does gay porn records himself jerking himself off to gay dudes.
- Matt here for charity I donate to a spermbank.
- Seeing a celebrity in person is like seeing a teacher. I don't care
- We are just running gags now. Fuck em Fuck em Fuck em
- The last time I went to camp I taught a kid to masturbate.
- (Horrible aunt again) Hate = Henry
- Fuck you in the face Breener for being taller than me.
- What's the fastest way out the internet?
- Drew - Child pnography
- I'm not good at selling myself.
- Asssmoothie is the best website ever.
- I saw my ex girlfriend. I said I had a malignant brain tumor and I didn't have much time to live.
- We got willy to talk about willy.
- My parents don't like each other but they unite against me.
- Shut the fuck up Alex.
- I am fuckface.
- Why am I the exception?
- Willy - No you're not.
- I love steam so much.
- Willy - I don't fucking care.
- I found a $1 in my pocket.
- Alex - And then you met a guy called Great Wealth.
- I came out diploma first
- I believe Drew will take these crayons and go to the corner.
- I was an extra in Kevin James Here Comes the Boom. Kevin James is an asshole.
- So I have been playing Deus Ex. You play as 2 cops Deus and Ex.
- Everytime Matt talks about Batman it pisses me off.
- Vaginal discharge. Tasty or gross?
- The worst first date Spiderman 3. I pushing the girl aside so I can listen to Aunt May's boring story. When the credits ended I was the most disappointed man in the world.
- My favorite brown thing in life is my door which keeps miserable people away from me.
- Age 14, parents are divorced I won't go into that.
- Kate - Sexy
- I got blamed for a fap I never did.
- You know what's not sexy?
- Drew - Kate.