Intro: Alex calling Matt at Gamestop to preorder a game by phone.
- Batman Arkham City
- Chrono Trigger DS
- Community Service Alex Sisterhood of Traveling Pants
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Alex did a better Alfred than Tony
- Tony thinks six foot six is normal height
- Mitch's ex girlfriend BELIEVED Big Bang Theory was more nerdy than Community
- Kate busts Tony being ignorant on Uncharted (like cheese and lasgna)
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- What are you drinking? Jizz and Juice?
- Big Bang Theory and 2.5 Men two of my favorite shows I had to watch for one hour.
- Go to party. Awkward at party. Go home.
- Big Bang Theory. Give a show a minimal amount of credit for getting the references right.
- (Kate) When I think of you the closest thing I think of is Rosanne Barr and that's not a joke.
- Matt is a magical unicorn of sex.
- NO! You shut your black mouth.
- Minecraft sucks because you only stack blocks. That's why no one plays Tetris.
- In Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Guy she wants to fuck says no, because she's only 17 years old.
- What could the 2nd movie be about? They lose the pants. I hate when I'm right.
- My favorite subject in school is fuck you and who asked that question?
- Most miserable job tollbooth (2nd time mentioned)
- I have no happy place.
- (37:10) Beastality is awesome.
- Really Mitch you are going to give me lectures on how to be annoying?
- 1:37:50 Wait you give pants to a whore and they can't get washed?
- I failed gym class because I was a lazy fat cunt.
- I was a paperboy. I had the worse route.
- Alex - Did you have a 45 degree route?
- Girls doing the duckface.
- Alex - You love girls doing the duckface.
- I wonder what Rule 34 of the Traveling Pants is
- Alex & Kate - SHUT UP.
- 2:10:30 Fuck British faggots.