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Length: THREE FUCKING HOURS AND A THIRD 3:20:00
Intro: JewWario intro plug
Closing Song: Super Sonic Racing
Content Covered:
- Matt went to MAGFest
- Activision PR guy had 1,000 of Guitar Hero Aerosmith to give away. Not Dan Amrich but has no shortage of those games to give away.
- Interview Matt did at MAGFest JewWario
- Ghost Trick covered
- Star Wars Phantom Menace I
- Questions What branch of military service would you enter into?
- Who's your favorite online critic?
- Any words off limits?
- How would you want to be executed?
- Scary parts in movie as a child
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Only time Random Assault will successfully do contests is at PAX East.
- Mentioned other 100 other episode
- nickroll created Random Assault?
- 1:09:00 Mitch and Alex make up a fictional anime, that Alex is a annoyed of.
- Finally called the Okami of the Podcast Officially
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Alex
- (MAGFEST) It's called the buttfuckers convention. It takes place at your house.
- No one important ever listens to us. (Random Assault)
- God Mitch even in death you are annoying.
- It's kind of like a interpretative dance, but its radio.
- Loves the Ghost Trick.
- (Ghost Trick) Ah Japan, why did you have to Japan it up?
- I sent a letter to Capcom saying making a game called Ghost Trick. I don't know what's about but just surprise me.
- Ghost Trick is a good game. Buy Ghost Trick to support Ghost Trick.
- I use masturbation as a sleeping aid and nothing more.
- I'm eating a tube of chapstick instead of talking about Sonic.
- Oh Jesus fuck my fuck.
- (Kate) You use your own shit as lubricant.
- I tuned out so much I thought I was listening to a podcast that sucked. (Star Wars)
- Should I just kill myself? (Star Wars coverage)
- Willy asked me if I can say migget and fagger.
- We won't be racist unless it is really funny.
Kate
- I was 11 for 9/11.
- Matt - You were Canadian why did you care?
- 9/11 was great. Class was canceled. We went to the auditorium to watch the tower fall. We had no homework for a week.
- I'm Kate Reilly I don't post in the forums.
- Matt - Who does.
- I thought MAGFest was about the game MAG convention.
- Raped by a hobo in a ditch.
- I'll try not to kill you with my words.
- Goddamn you Mitch and Guran Laggan. I will piss down your trachea.
- Matt hand me the weeaboo paddle.
- Let me jerk my pixelated cock.
- Did you get a blowjob from a downs? Oh it was a different disability.
- It's not a big chin. Get rid of that.
- I use my dick as a bookmark.
- (Mitch) It's not my fault you are an uncultured pig. Deal with it.
- I had a picture Bible.
- Matt -I had one to.
- Mitch you literal piece of shit.
- (Jake) He's running down the street ejeculating.
- You masturbated so much your cum is now aerosol.
- Send us questions that are actually entertaining.
- Fans look at Jayson. You should be more like Jayson.
- Accept Jayson into your heart.
Matt
- We are 2 weeks ahead of the time when we record.
- They line up basement all the way outside my house. They ran a train on me. They fucked my ass. They fill my ass with so much cum. I cumbelch. I have to clean the drains for a week. It's more than just cum. My ass is filled with so much cum. Pubic hair is matted everywhere. Guys can I talk about fucking MAGFest?
- I went to the place where they sell stuff.
- Alex - The vendor place?
- (Kate) You only leave the house to get fucked in the ass.
- Kate - He comes to my house.
- So you never leave the house to get fucked.
- Alex - Sometimes she wants to fuck in the snow.
- Slabflapper is a real person you should believe in.
- It looks a little ironic. I think I'll buy it day one.
- I had to share a hotel room with my parents, so I couldn't jerk off for 3 days.
- Kate - Why not jerk off with your dad?
- She has sex with a kangaroo and everyone gets killed.
- Kate - The story of my life.
- Would join the Navy, so he can blow dudes.
Mitch
- Archie has a gay character of course they are messed up.
- Kate & Alex "Ohh..." (not cool)
- Why can't we have questions that aren't shit?
- I try not to say nigger. If there's one word I try not to say it's nigger faggot. (2:48:00)