- First time Jerk off?
- Kate 12
- Andy 12
- Alex 5
- Most fun you ever had?
- Alex PAX
- Kate - Fuck you.
- Alex - You should have went.
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Started the host is dead for week they don't appear.
- Alex not a fan of the Mortal Kombat action shorts.
- Alex saw Jurassic Park III with the aunt she hates.(repeat)(Titanic as well)
- Alex had bad audio levels.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Happy Easter Jesus fuckers!
- Alex Dunham is a piece of shit and is not funny.
- Are you a virgin fuck you!
- 2160? We don't have that many numbers yet in technology.
- She fell in love with me, but I used her for a fuckhole.
- She was on her period, I pushed the tampon into her.
- My admission to go up there with my wrist to get it back. She was loose. She told me could you stop making it feel so good.
- TMNT Powerstone, they are robots why do they need vacations?
- We had 41 downloads from episode 3 are best one!
- My mom used to light incest.
- Job "I make sure the sky doesn't explode.
- I'm Aeshir, I'm gonna build somethign interesting.
- Galaxy Nebula is my favorite Anamanaguchi song.
- That joke would have been better with the moon pokemon.
- I hate orange, I hate blue. I don't like Half Life 2.
- I don't care if I have a lobotomy as long as its different.
- Levar Burton he is such a black guy.
- Saw Showgirls. I did not mentioned I shared a room with a 13 year old. He thought I was retarded. I tried to logically explain it was my boing boing.
- I told my ex girlfriend to suck my boing boing.
- Fuck me.
- Portal 2 Potato sack Steam
- Kate - I would be happy if I bought a pack of actual potatoes.
- Matt is dead this week.
- Raided a porn stash with a massive stockpile of sex toys.
- We picked up the vibrator and put in in her mouth when she was asleep.
- Hmm. Tasted Grape flavored condoms. Holy water WTF?
- (36:50) Aeshir fuck you.
- Alex - BroPan fuck you.
- Hairy tits and the chamber of secrets.
- I will go to Florida and kill you.
- DHS Are you sure you want to overwrite your save file?
- I have to save money for a vagina.
- Incest McLumpyLegs
- Alex (Boycott TalkRadar)
- Kate - We hate them. They are jerks.
- You should fucking die.
- When I saw the Reading Rainbow I was shocked they had a blindman host the show.
- We should all commit suicide.
- I had a girlfriend too. We had to do sexy things outside. She was on her period. I was fingering her. I'm up to my arm in blood. On my shirt, it looked like I killed someone. Then I heard her scream. A cub scout group saw her spread eagle.
- Fucking Englishmen.
- I ripeed the balls off my mother.
- Everynight our mother would come in and rape us. It wouldn't close. I still have to wear a sock.
- I have a cum story (5:33)
- The other day I was fapping. As you know the results are messy. There is other forms of masturbation via butts. I reached for a towel and it went all over my face. I thought I would be removing cream not adding it.
- Mitch -This story does not add up.
- Pokemon come in, Pokemon come out you can't explain that.
- If you know anything about me I hate Mexicans.