Intro: Alex present E3 Keynote Press Conference
- Community Service Sex and The City 2
- Matt sex in public
- Alex Can't say
- Mitch wants to have sex with a girl and her hawt mom.
- closest to death?
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Matt 5 refs to jerk off
- Alex read dictionary in high school
- alex bullshitted book report with choose your own adventure book
- Alex and Matt get fed up with Mitch' "he's my boyfriend and we're gay."
- Callback Matt hates Skyward Sword
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- The gayest is the infinity sign.
- I don't want anyone to correct us ever.
- Spiderman meets Mortal Kombat listened by no one.
- When Slavic people speak to you it's not in stereo?
- I'm gay and I fuck my dad.
- That's another joke I hate that Matt started.
- Oh we are talking about Kate Goo.
- You can be gay, but you don't need to be flamboyant gay.
- I wrote a mystery novel. but it has Barakka because it's all I know.
- We are so hardcar.
- Monster rottweiler chasing him, car saved him.
- Sliding down a ice road onto 45 mph traffic. Could have died the most boring way possible.
- Both stories happened on same street.
- If I nibble your nuts would that change your mind?
- Avengers 9/11 doesn't matter in this universe.
- STFU Mitch.
- I didn't get to talk about books fuckhat mcgillicutty.
- Abu Dhabi, it's in India or some shit. (UAE)
- I had sex with a 15 year old, I was below the age of consent.
- Biggest age gap of sex. 15 year gap with a 36 year old man.
- You haven't had sex with someone you met on the internet? Nevermind, I guess I'm a whore.
- I ate a lot of meat during the weekend so I shit a lot.
- I told her her hair was nice so I want to wrap my dick around it.
- Hold on Mitch you couldn't stop talking?
- Did she look like a man?
- Kate you are entitled to your wrong opinion.
- Gross why would you have sex with females?
- Avengers I was really happy I didn't see Stan Lee then I did. Fuck Stan Lee
- I want to have sex on a Japanese subway.
- People aren't born with hate.
- I got choked out by a guy on road rage, then I started jerking off.
- You know what's funny? Tony wasn't done talking.
- I had sex with someone 20 years older than me.
- Kate - He was 60 years.
- It's a joke you have to wait for later.
- Matt - Like most of your jokes?
- Kate - That joke can wait for never.
- Use to be?! Callback
- You know Battle Royale?
- Kate - Yes the Hunger Games.
- Tony - I'm going to slap the shit out of you fucker.
- My girlfriend got me into
- Matt - Reading?
- Alex - You got into your ex-girlfriend?
- COMMUNITY SERVICE Sex in the City 2
- (Sarah Jessica Parker) You selfish horse face cunt. Get your life sorted out. Fuck you.
- Kate - You would make the worst tranny ever.
- Tony - Yes.
- Kate - Tony it is pretty shitty of you to judge people for their appearance is pretty fucking shallow and you should grow some maturity.
- Tony - No fuck you. Suck my dick.
- Matt - Whoa.
- Tony - Are you going to wait till I'm done? Right, shut the fuck up, I'm talking.
- Matt - See this movie made Tony a mysogynist.
- Kate - I will break your dick and feed it to your mother.
- Tony - I don't know much about Sex and the City except it's Grandmas getting laid.
- Nearly got stabbed months ago.
- As a kid wanted to jump off 30 feet down off an apartment as a kid.
- 18 wheeler almost hit him.