Closing Song: Fatality Mortal Kombat Love Song
- Things and stuff
Other Shit and some Facts:
- First mention of free handjob coupons.
- Alex audio sounds like he is recording underwater within a bubble.
- Alex first time of Fuck em 3x to Tom Cruise
- Mortal Kombat launch story (pretended female caller) Battletoads prank call 1st mention
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Laundry soap sounds like British cusine.
- If your a guy that loves Jesus. GAAAY!
- Mitch jerks off to his mom.
- I am a pedophile but I sleep with children as a daytime job. I sleep with women to get away from that.
- Mitch "What?"
- Alex "I sleep with children."
- I go home feeling good everyday.
- Mitch "Where can I apply?"
- Alex "Just go to a daycare. There is a pedophile one in Pennsylvania."
- Alex "Fuck you I don't care."
- Mitch "You're 2.5 feet tall."
- Alex "I am and that's why its easy to fuck children."
- Portal 2 promoting anal sex and stealing credit cards.
- Holy shit! It's raining in Minecraft.
- The Comcast HQ is right down the street from me. I just want to walk in and yell MORTAL KOMKAST!
- This cast comes with a free handjob.
- If comedy had a boner I would so kill it. (Already does it)
- Anonymous brings down the PSN and isn't afraid of anything.
- PC gaming is the best religion.
- Kinectimals is the only game that always has animalities.
- We gave away our monocles for Kinects.
- You son of a fucking cunt.
- I am the TURbo of Mortal Kombat.