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RA 62

Length: 2:04:46

Hosts: Alex Matt Mitch Tony

Intro:

Closing Song:


Content Covered:

  • Fast Food Segment
  • Game Grumps Mitch mentions it and says you should watch it.

Other Shit and some Facts:

  • Mitch's mom works at an inner city elementary school
  • Alex felt like dying after eating some food he ate
  • Alex likes chin chan anime
  • Matt quotes Black Baron
  • Horrible segment of what are the ingredients of crepes and took 2 minutes, instead of just googling it right away and never asking the question.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Alex

  • (Blue's Clues) He needs a fucking dog to teach him to brush his teeth and he's going to fucking college?
  • We're supporting Chic-Fil-A
    • ​Matt "We're going to be topical 3 weeks from now?"
    • Mitch "How bout that KONY?
    • Matt "Shut up."
    • Alex "KONY ISLAND?"
  • ​Random Assault has a laugh track but no one finds us funny.
  • BBQ My Penis the Restaurant.

Matt

  • I laughed at a Jew because of his big Jew fucknose.
    • Alex - Where's the punchline?
  • Vagenta.
    • Alex - Is that fanime's dog?
  • (Drake and YOLO) Back in the day they would have shot they moron instead of having a pussy fight in the club.
  •  I love wheels.
    • Mitch - I'm not cool enough to be Kid Vid.
  • Everything you do is bad Mitch.
  • If I had money I would be the fattest fuck ever.
  • (Mitch) What are you a MADtv sketch?
  • Allergies are a myth.
  • Cunt Junction Big Fat Fuckers BBQ Heaven.

Tony

  • I haven't seen Taco Bell.
    • Matt "That's because it's authentic Mexican.


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