Guests: Kazmo, Sol Stockton
Funny Stories and Quotes
- I said 95.
- Mitch - Windows 95
- Your mom is 95.
- One of my friends got twat surgery.
- Clit piercings are sexy and I don't have one.
- In my dream I had a dream I got a butt piercing. I don't know how that doesn't get infected and die of poop poisoning.
- I went on a website of body mods like PC mods. I saw a DIY castration. I went down the rabbit hole.
- Ever since bitstrips gone wrong, your stories are 120% more hilarious.
- Fat fuck HIlary in GTA Vice City her least favorite mission.
- I never have seen such faggotry from you Mitch.
- I'm SouthPark Sol anime.
- Tony - What is going on here?
- Seams like Japan doesn't have the uncanny valley.
- Matt - They already look like the uncanny valley.
- Tony wrong about Hunger Games and Battle Royale.
- In the first book she was a mean cunt. (some character in Hunger Games)
- Mitch - Guess she didn't need to work really hard.
- Flaming Elmo testicles.
- Trigga, Trigga what?
- Lil Wayne and Soulja boy #1 and 2 faggots in rap
- Dexter's mom had ass.
- Matt - Oh yea!
- I had a dream I smashed a guys windshield with a polo mallet. How white am I?
- Would you fuck Willy. I would.
- FUCK WILLY! FUCK WILLY! FUCK WILLY! (PAX East 2014 plans)
- Was he fucked in the ass an made humble? (Kojima)
- Speaking of Jews, GTA V.
- All aboard the rape train.
- Kate - What the fucking fuck?
- Seaman suppose to come out on Dreamcast again.
- That show was so Irish I almost bled potatoes.
- What's that game? Dinosaurs attack my BBQ?
- If Nintendo bought Atlus, they would do nothing with it and make Mario.
- Dave He has the most retarded opinions ever.
- Fucking limewire. Catfood.
- Tony I wore my....
- Tony - Shut the fuck up I'll slit your throat when I come to America.
- BroPan speak of insensitive called me a jabroni.
- Can't see Hunger Games because it is sexist.
- Strip twister.
- Kate - That's a great way to get your own asshole in your mouth.
- A lot of boobs in the Pokemon manga
- Kate - Not in the stuff I've seen. I've seen her with a big fat cock.
- I've seen that to.
- How is this not made by Christian Chandler?
- I had a dream of cross dressing dinosaurs.
- Kate - I had a dream I was a cross dressing dinosaur.
- I'm Wildly Fresh.
- Matt - We should put Willyfresh to spite Sol.
- I played a videogame. It has anime.
- Demon Souls for Nintendoland from now on.
- Grown Ups 2, best movie of alltime.
- Matt - You know who to hang out with if they want to watch Grown Ups 2.
- Heavy Dynasty I can do it alright.
- Whoa boney jones? Don't you mean rattle his bones?
- King of zimbabwe what's his name?
- Kate - faggot.
- I am animu.