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RA 101

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Length: 1:47:53

Hosts: Alex Kate

Guests: David 1st segment, Willy in 2nd segment.

Intro- RA Tampons

Closing Song - Instrumental, Zenon song?


Content Covered

  • David wants to talk about movies Horror movies
  • Backloggery Assassin Creed series
  • Jack Black case study
  • Cliffhangers in videogames. AC Rev and Halo 2 and 3
  • David has 1 month XBL Gold for WORLD OF TANKS!
  • Willy Lego Marvel Superheros and Batman Arkham Origins

Questions?

  • What food should you get when you meet people?

Notable Facts

  • Alex reveals Mela hated Willy and first, but then she acted like she never hated Willy in the first place and was so wrong.
  • First time Alex met Jake Petersen

Funny Stories and Quotes

Alex

  • It sucks the world inside my head is horrible.
  • Ellen Page calls her vagina gushy so you can all jerk off to that.
  • Speaking of Ellen Page motion captured vagina, the game is stupid.
  • (Kate) You are a asshole, what whould you like to write TV show or movie.
    • Kate I would do my best to make it long.
    • Alex "Bullshit I read your writing."
  • xcat.com
  • Nuts & Bolts is just POW Block.
  • I want to rewrite Mortal Kombat but have it all in CGI.
  • Why don't you walk everywhere with your PS4 and streetpass people to get free games?
  • (Mrs Mitch) Mitchell yell me what happened in Assassins Creed?
  • Revelation ended with a cliffhanger.
  • BoomBlox is fun if you have a friend which Kate doesn't have.
  • I'm a guest talking about Killzone.
  • I went to the COD Ghosts midnight launch. Howmany bullets do you own in the game?
  • I get fagballs and blue confused.
  • Manga, Mingo, Mango.
  • David you'll be Mitch
    • Willy "Horrible." (Tony) I can't touch my dick
  • Willy what have you done since Here comes the Boom?
  • ThanksKillng 3. I skipped the sequel.
  • I went into Chemistry class no way Zenon is an element.

Kate

  • When you strip out Matt and Mitch you get intelligent humor.
  • Mitch doesn't read any books.
    • Alex "He does read a lot of R.L. Stein.
  • Guy wrote screenplay for Gullivers Travels
    • Alex God damn it full circle (New writer for the Muppets Movie)
  • I have a fear of videogame journos writing movies. Book of Eli he made a Fallout movie and put Jesus in it.
  • BlockBuster is gone so it is great in the long run.
  • What the fuck is wrong with these people?
  • Someone had a temper tantrum on twitter and cancled their own game?

David

  • Killzone Shadow Mercenaries good game
  • What you meant to say was Alex was fagballs.
  • I have a 4GB Vita. Killzone is 4.72 GB
    • Kate I'm happy you got fucked.
  • We should train kids in middle school and high school to neglect social life and play all the games because in the future they won't have time.
  • Simpsons
    • Willy "LaserTime already done this." 

Willy

  • I find that interesting. No I'm lying.
  • I ate too many breadsticks.
    • Alex how many?
    • Willy 1.
  • You can be dead.
  • Fuck the gamestop I work at. The breadsticks are awful.
  • First you have to have a vagina.
  • Open world Manhattan, 150+ characters, 20+hours and only 38% complete.
  • I drove the Ghost Rider motorcycle as Howard the Duck. Lego Marvel > Arkham Origins
    • Alex "It's a shame they didn't put in Iron Man."
    • Willy "They put in 8."


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