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Length: 3:09:14
Guests: Jake Petersen and Jane Jensen interviewed at 1:52:00
Intro: Eragon audiobook with Bookfart
Content Covered:
- 1st of the Pinkerton Road
- Gabriel Knight Remake interviewed the Jane Jensen at 1:52:00
- ALS and ice buckets
Notable Facts:
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Alex
- I thought you were snoring.
- Matt - I was doing coke.
- Matt is a guy that pretends he runs the show, but he's an asshole.
- We're not doing in the right way.
- Matt - We're not doing it the white way.
- I can't see out of my ass.
- My mom dated a guy that was a PC Gamer. Grew up playing adventure games.
- Matt - And pedophilia?
- Alex - He had a PC so we would go and molest children.
- Moms spaghetti.
- I play Gabriel Knight as a retard showing everyone his pet brick.
- Kate - It's a great game but it doesn't have its makeup on.
- Rocky Horror Picture show is one of the first movies I ever watched
- Kate - That's why you are fucked up.
- We've been livestreaming for 3 months to bring awareness to dysentary.
- Kate - ALS Autistic Loser Syndrome
- Alex - ALS doesn't stand for Lou Gehrig's diesase.
- Matt - Average Lobster Syndrome
- Matt - What is ALS? When you get ice water dumped on you?
- Alex - He dumped ice water on himself.
- Kate - Don't send facebook prayers or ice buckets.
- Alex - Cowboy hat wide fedora callback
Kate
- Are you going to ask a questionj from another podcast and get caught?
- We get e-mails of Asians trying to sell us parachutes.
- There was some dumb high school kid that wouldn't play Mirrors Edge because it was a girl. You're not a space Marine either.
- You were being a dick?
- Matt - One time only.
- Alex - 1 dick only.
- Jake you are a faggot. (Star Wars) That's why you are a faggot.
- she looks familiar, oh I've seen her with a cock before on Porn Harvest.
- Everything is predominately white male, we live in the US.
- This isn't the first time I showed I was a horrible person.
- Where were you in 2011?
- Matt - Where were you in 9-11. We are nmonsters. Then they moved to my asshole.
- (Justin Bieber) His lawyers showed up in court and the judge lectured the lawyers.
- Chad Kroger hair wavey looks like a hair full of Ramen
- NESpunk is a fucking faggot.
- The black weeaboo of the Italian mafia. You know what you fucking faggot? Did ya fuckin kill im?
- What's going on in your head pussy?
Matt
- Hipstercast. We interview itunes.
- Everytime I do it kind of makes me laugh x5
- I wish the internet would die.
- I hate Dark Souls but I like it.
- If there was an example of it ain't broke and don't fix it, it was the final fantasy games.
- Kate - We had to keep changing it because of Japanese
- Matt - I always give things a chance
- Kate - That's what I like to think
- Matt - Bias!
- Alex - Bias what, we have all this money.
- Matt - Pinkerton Roo-o-o-o-oo-ad
- Kate - No one does care
- Matt - interview Ro-o-o-o-o-oad
- Working at Gamestop had female shepard on ME3
- Show me your tits
- I do hate women and play as them because I hate myself.
- Kate - You're also ugly.
- Stop with the crinklypaper
- Kate - It's a bag of cheese.
- Alex - Kate's rolling the biggest blunt
- Matt - Can we ban her for the next 110 episodes?
- Kate -(mouthful of cheese) yes
- I liked the Turtles movie
- Alex - What the fucking fuck?
- So Zoey Quinn.........................
- Jake - Tumblr bitch is a bitch.
- Kate - I love the trainwreck.
- Matt - I find it crazy that videogame culture finally caught up with E.
- Kate - The idea of Roger Ebert having sex is hilarious.
- Alex - I hung out with her at FIG
- Matt - Did ya fuck her?
- Alex - Well.. no
- Matt - I fucked a guy.
- Matt- You get so depressed you listen to our podcasts.
- Kate - Corrected Jake on the Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky thing
- Alex - Before we have a wrong opinion
- Kate - Isn't that the show. Anyway Phil Fish is a giant faggot.
- Matt - The videogame industry Kanye West.
- Can't wait for Firefly Season 2
- Kate - It's been 12 years since the show and 9 years since the movie. It's dead
Jake:
- Medicare claims.
- Kate - Metacritic claims?
- Matt you're fucking wrong, your opinion is wrong, and you're an asshole.
- I want to talk about Bookfart on Eragon audiobooks.
- Bookfart "Oh my god son I found you. After all these years"
- Bookfart jr "Daddy I missed you."
- Bookfart "Give me large kisses"
- Kate - This is how I spend my Sundays every week. I cancel social gatherings so I can listen to this.
- Bookfart " Bitchin in the kitchen"
- Bookfart Jr "Can't take the heat, get out of my mouth"
- Alex - Bookfart is a sexy dragon and I've oversexualized him.
- Kate wrong on calling Jake Petersen a neocon.