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Length: 3:37:55
Guests: Willy
Intro:
Closing Song Let's Get Down to Business Mulan the Jackie Chan version.
Content Covered
- 3 minute anime segment
- Joey Spaghetti
- TV theme song game show curated by Alex
- Mitch remembers that Windows 95 came with Buddy Holly.
- Bayonetta 2
- Question Were you the basis of art?
Notable Facts
- 1st mention of anime 3:30 in Gurann Lagann on Matt's not Mitch's part.
Funny Stories and Quotes
Alex
- RA store sells cheese graters and whistles.
- Matt - Rape whistles!
- Alex - Let's be smart and call them whistles.
- TURbo asked are we going to clownhorn stripclub?
- Willy - And then we are going to clownhorn steakhouse. Fuck Seth McClownhorn.
- Tom Hanks crossdresses to live at a woman apartment.
- Willy - That sounds like an anime.
- Mitch has forfeited the game for jokes.
- Have you ever met a videogame that not suck?
- Willy - No I have never seen videogame and videogame in the same place.
- Mitch you lived a long and miserable life.
- Stupider version of Matt before Matt.
- Matt - Yay!
- Willy - He's Fred Durst?
Matt
- I have some sad news.
- Willy - You're still alive.
- Matt - Besides that.
- My hats in the closet? I'm a fucking faggot!
- I like when the show had a change of tone.
- Mitch - Yeah yeah.
- Matt- Do you want me to talk about it? You're a big fan of the show you faggot queer homo bitch.
- Alex 0 Guran Fagget.
- I'm giving Kill la Kill a chance.
- Willy - You weebelitest.
- A kid moved in next door with his family.
- Willy - Hey kid fuck you!
- Fuck everyone and people that especially agree with us.
- Because a walking trigger Random Assault t-shirt.
- I'll watch Rick and Morty 10 years from now if I'm still alive.
- Willy - They can make a show faster than you can make a podcast.
- I came out white. I was going for Kanye West and Sadboyz and got rejected for being white. I was an ego without a body. I was with Jesus and Kanye going through the transformation.
- Alex - Oh yeah I forgot you posted nothing but Jesus and Kanye.
- Flabslapper the bastard child of 1000 maniacs.
- I took a pic of my
- Alex - Dick
- Matt - Whoa Christina's guinea pig. Christina's dick.
- That character was always getting pussy slinged at him and all he wanted was Wendy Testaverger. I'm like YOU ASS! YOU COULD BE SLEEPING WITH ALL THESE HOT 8 YEAR OLDS! JUST DO IT! Keep in mind I was 8 years old.
- I never learned Math
- If these are fun facts I'm not having any fun at all.
- You heard me Trebek give him another chance.
- Alex - When FIG was going on I gave Kori a coffee mug "I'd take sexual positions for $100 Alex"
- Mitch - You hittin on my girlfriend I will kill ya.
- Alex - I fucked your girlfriend.
- Mitch - No. (actual silence and sadness afterwards)
- Anytime Mitch says a joke I get the points.
- Alex - Then you will win the next quiz. Willy won quiz by 8 billion points.
- Why am I so proud of something that is nothing?
- It's two full price games for the price of 1?
- Mitch - Bayonetta 1 is still $60. .... That was the joke.
- Can we all agree that the Wii was bullshit and the Wii U reiterates it.
- Hating a Nintendo gamecube controller compatible with Smash.
- I wish I was dead
- Mitch - I want that on your gravestone.
- Matt - We care about you but not what you have to say.
- Willy - I'm drowning in Mountain Dew.
- He's funny but he's an asshole.
- Willy - He's you.
- I'm ambivalent because he hasn't done anything to anger me yet. (T Wilde)
Mitch
- I'm not participating in the joke.
- Matt - What joke?
- Alex - Seriously I have a condition you fuck.
- Matt - Yeah you abelist dick. You better not go to Halloween as me.
- You're the biggest hippies that hate hippies. Fuck the establishment! No fuck you.
- Willy - I'm the establishment, and I'm offended.
- I was going to say Quantum Leap for everything (unfunny crime)
- Who's the boss?
- Willy - What is the boss?
- That kid turned out hot.
- Matt - I know.
- Mitch - Why don't you fuck him?
- Coughman moving in with me in 9 months.
- Willy - Going to get the jerk off crystals?
- Matt - WHEN HE FUCKING MOVES IN HE WILL NOT BE A HOST AND HE WON'T BE IN THE FUCKING BUILDING WHEN YOU RECORD!
- Pottery is gay.
- Matt - It is!
Willy
- Why don't you hate people that don't speak elegantly? I'm not going to go into this because I'm not Kate.
- Matt - She's not here due to a Canadian related incident.
- Willy - A segway pileup.
- Alex - I couldn't be here because of Canadian Thanksgiving and I'm Native American.
- Willy - My people used every part of the lemon.
- Matt - Native American Kate.
- I can't tell who you're mad at.
- Matt - Everyone.
- Willy - The story of your life.
- I tried so hard.
- Matt - And got so far. In the end.
- Willy - I killed myself.
- Podcast rubbed Mitch's nose off.
- I didn't watch any TV in the 70's.
- Everytime when I think of TV theme songs I thing of King of Queens theme song.
- I like my bitch bandaged like a mummy.
- Segregation is ovah Machumba Chimba.
- I won because I didn't buy a Wii U. I bought a PS4 and XB1 and now I cry myself to sleep.
- Mitch - Enjoy all those games faggot.
- Mortal Kombat is 100 guys punching other guys.
- You all suck I haven't gotten a Nintendo product since N64.