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Length: 2:22:49

Hosts: Alex Kate Matt Tony

Guests: Willy 

Closing Song Mashup of SmashMouth


Content Covered

  • Cereals

Notable Facts

You were a fan of that other show and you don't know this reference?

  • Tony doesn't remember I have no mouth and must scream
  • Willy 50 year old father played 4 months worth of Black Ops 2010

Funny Stories and Quotes

Alex

  • Will I Am from Black Eye Peas? It's less scratchy.
    • Willy Fuck you."
  • Why the farts?
    • Matt "Sorry I drank a 1/2 gal of OJ."
    • You drank 1/2 gallons of farts."
  • No Lucky Charms in Ireland. That blew my mind.
  • Sometimes I masturbate to Fruit Loops
  • Remember when the UK sent people to US on ships and they were hit so har they became redcoats?
    • Kate "eghhh."
  • I'm going to Marvel Prolapse.
    • Willy "When I created the Prolapse."
    • Tony "Bit by a Prolapse spider."
  • How many diabetes games do you need? You only need 1.
    • Tony "YOu don't need any."

Kate

  • Anyone has a child collect Kool-Aid points?
    • Willy "I was busy collecting Marboro points."
    • Alex "I was too busy stirring cereal with my dick."
  • TURbo. We... I love TURbo.
  • You don't want to be tempted by the garden of secret butthole.
  • KankerSpanker that's  the worse name for a product to put by your mouth.
    • Willy "KankerProlapser."
    • Kate "Like putting a Beyblade next to your mouth."
      • Mitch (needed to say slogan) "Let it rip,"
  • (If your dick could be anything but a dick) The answer for me is obvious.

Matt

  • Squeezycheese. Osmosis Jones, Willy eating a cheesesteak.
  • Canada Cereal "We're Sorries."
  • Cereal is a big fucking deal.
  • Remember the dinosaur from the macaronis? Duncaroos?
  • Who makes a Wiki about us? (The guy typing this right now fuckface)
  • Tony isn't African. I can say crack the whip.
  • I masturbate to a lot of shows, and I haven't masturbated to this one. yet..
  • Watch yourself before you shrek yourself. This podcast is ogre.

Mitch

  • Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
  • Turn off your vagina without saving.
  • The perfect comeback but 2 hours late.
    • Kate "So you."

Tony

Willy

  • I got a candy egg from Alex with band-aids. Plastic easter egg inside. Taste like plastic. I can't describe the prize. It is so shitty. 3D with paper. Smaller than my pinky.
  • It's like hockey pucks for bread.
  • UK cereals. It's Hulk Hogan, It's Fatty Fats.
  • Canada they're all maple flavored.
  • It turns the milk into cancer. Kelloggs' Variety
  • I haven't read a UK history book.
  • Read this mango?
  • Matt you are in a Flash costume but you are really slow.
  • My favorite color is Asian.
  • (Why my fingers smell?) The answer is prolapse.
  • Smash Bros is not a fighting game.

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