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RA 93

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Length: 2:45:37

Hosts: Alex Matt Mitch Tony

Guests:


Content Covered

  • Alex came back from E3
  • 1st day E3 sucked balls
  • had to sign waiver for Duck Tales money pit.
  • Alex vs. Matt on Nintendo
    • Alex and Matt have an argument on Nintendo despite having 95% the same opinion on Nintendo needing to make more sequels in house of their properties.
  • XBOX ONE turnaround DRM (Alex not buying it)
  • Alex admits TalkRadar is the reason Random Assault exists.
  • I am 8 Bit interview with Noah
  • Hotline Miami on PS Vita
  • Matt and Mitch liking the modern 80's electro music.
  • Alex story with Willy and David at DisneyLand

Notable Facts

Funny Stories and Quotes

Alex 

  • Guiness Book of World Rectums
  • Fact little Fungus
  • We are starting off Golden.
  • Golden State Segmay.
  • Sonic game at E3 sucks balls.
  • EA did not let any public for their press conference, I don't want to go to a stupid press conference.
  • EA The first sport wrestling and not fighting? What the fuck?
  • (Hyped for Oddworld HD remakes)
  • (next gen) They just want more games more graphics and more disc space.
  • Best looking Nintendo game is Devil World
  • LA is terrible you know why? It's dirty and terrible. There is only burgers and tacos to eat.
    • Mitch - These 2 burger and 1 taco math problems.
  • What the fuck is Chungus?"
    • Matt - It's anything you want it to be provided it's in the taint area.
    • Mitch - Taint cheese.
  • A ship of Chungus and they eat it from a troth.
  • Yo yo yo don't give it up squidman.
  • Thank you for all the Chungus.

Matt

  • There's been no Metroid in forever. (2010 doesn't count)
  • Capcom needs to make Nintendo games, Nintendo needs to makes SEGA games, and SEGA needs to make no games.
  • SCUMBAG MATT hates Nintendo, never stops talking about it.
  • (XBOX ONE DRM TURNAROUND) God forbid I'm siding with Angry Joe outright.
  • PR FUCK PR. There is no amount of money I won't take.
  • Can I say something about things that happen?
  • Nintendo never does a good job with screencaps it makes their games look like shit.
  • I would totally go on a Hatsune Miku ride.
  • Sora please tell me that's a woman because no man is that beautiful.
  • Buttrape at Disney Jail. Funnest place to get raped.
    • Mitch - Goofy Noooo!
  • Thank you for the Chungus

Mitch

  • Japanese flip cell phones launch nukes.
    • Alex "They have to be prepared to launch nukes"
    • Matt "From themselves."
  • You know Dane Cook has a song.
    • Matt - No.
  • Cheesesteaks
    • Alex - What the fuck retard.
  • Emperor's new chungus.
  • Fetus Frenzy!
  • Home on the Range Killed Disney.
  • My sister on the beach.
    • Alex "No shit. Making out with your sister?"
    • Mitch "Yes just like the animes."
    • Alex "Were you the guy that posted you wanted to fuck your sister?"


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