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Length: 2:27:38
Guest: David
Intro: None
Closing Song: Duck Tales to the Moon
Content Covered:
- Conspiracy Theories
- Kate to Matt did you watch Star Trek The Next Generation?
Notable Facts:
- Space Continuity gets elaborated on
Funny Stories and Quotes
Alex
- Drew and Tony were kicked out because they weren't ready for I heart Huckabees.
- Kate - Almost as cool as Le
- Matt - Too soon.
- I was outside the airlock during the podcast. I was impaled by a Marlin and I had no health insurance.
- Mitch - Marlin Brando.
- Matt - Man and marlin shaped spacesuit. Crossbred Marlin and Marlan Brando.
- Kate - Marlin Waynes.
- Alex - Marlin Waynes and Marlan brando breed a black Marlan Rando.
- I'm peeing in space on my feet to test gravity. My dick is floating in space.
- I got a smart TV.
- David and Matt - Why?
- Why is it racist? I'm Chris Tucker.
- Matt - Chris Tucker is Kevin Hart it makes sense now.
- Alex - Wal-luigi is Chris Tucker.
- Kate - I'll go kill myself.
- Alex - Jay-Z as Wario. Peach is Obama. Done.
- Mitch - I don't want to see a Mario movie with everyone played by Eddie Murphy.
- David - I do.
- Kate - Everybody except Bob Hoskins.
- Matt - Who comes back from the grave.
- Kate - This is the most annoying episode.
- Alex - I agree so much Star Trek.
- Oh god incentives. I never had an incentive on the show.
- Did you know the Nazis used a swastika? Look it up!
- Ice walls only 150 feet?
- Hitler didn't start a war fake.
- Matt - The Jews never existed. Fake.
- Kate - The holocause isn't real, also if the Jews are in control of everything why would they conspiracy against themselves?
- Jet fuel can't start a hitler.
- Honest question. Do you worry you get too many erections your dick gets stretch marks?
- DAVE! Understand the continuity that my dick exploded in space.
- David you hijacked the show like we're guests.
Kate
- French Canadians and Canadians hate each other.
- Matt - It's like Haitians and Africans. (Not even same continent)
- Alex - It's like French people, and everyone!
- Black, poor, uneducated, they will fall for that shit.
- I wouldn't worry for job security for you Mitch. I don't care.
- Speaking of blacks, Jay-Z has really big lips.
- So it was a contest to see if he would like you.
- This sounds like Metal Gear Philosopher Legacy conspiracies.
- Alien abductions is one thing. Adding time travel, you have to stop.
- I'm not done with my story assfuck.
- Sounds like religion tips fedora m' lady.
- I can't deal with conspiracies. I already deal with SJW's. If I did that on top of that, my brain would collapse.
- In 50 years of Doctor Who gave us 45 explanations of where the moon came from and 3 Atlantises.
- Onboard Jew engine, I mean jet.
- Alex - Pilots are real, jet planes aren't.
- Is this a conspiracy making a conspiracy against conspiracy theorists? This is so stupid I'll say yes because I want to believe.
- The actual point of the moon is to grow space tobacco.
My favorite Dr. Seuss book is a Ruse by the Jews.
- If you need a penis I can hook you up.
Matt
- Nick Roblick hell of a guy.
- My boss said I hated women.
- Mitch - Tell your boss I want to open mouth kiss him.
- Matt - He did make a women cry. That was pretty great.
- Mitch - You me and your boss should have a threesome telling how much we hate Indian women.
- I wish I was dead like everybody else.
- I read it as Caca Shit Stoner.
- Alex - Be thankful caca shit.
- The government did it.
- Alex - That's true!
- The Reptilians are real. Everything happened. Everything. Forever.
- Jay Leno is gangraping me.
- I'm mad at the Sandy Hook and Boston conspiracy.
- People who deny the moon landing, makes me mad.
- (Tuskgee Syphillis Experiment) I don't think it happened. Document by who? You ass.
- Alex - This contest won't work because Matt won't believe you if you had the evidence.
- Family Matters is the most racist show on television.
- I have a conspiracy theory. It's not gay if its on the moon.
- Kate - I have a conspiracy theory. I don't like any of you.
- I wish 2 gay guys could fly to the moon, fuck and be fine. It's only gay on earth.
- Gay earthkin construct.
- Fuck Tyler Head, he's not real.
- Alex - Sounds like Matt to a T.
- The secret meeting where we fuck children.
Mitch
- Remember Gametap?
- I wish I was dead.
- Will Smith's son's twitter is a ebooks account but he's a real human being and real hero.
- Matt - You would respect him if he was born after a white celebrity.
- Are you Jewfar?
- Alex - David if you shit on Return of Jafar I will kill you.
- My contest is 20 questions.
David
- Have you decided to play America's new favorite game show?
- Kate - No.
- Alex - I decided not to.
- Would you like to play conspiracy or bullshit?
- Alex - You mean the same thing or the same thing?
- Conspiracy plants were the dominant life form then got dominated by aliens and humans.
- Matt - TRUE!
- The 2004 Indonesian tsunami was caused by a underwater nuke.
- Matt - TRUE!
- Alex - That's the theme to the Golden Girls.
- Matt - TRUE!
- The planes were cover from the laser blasts from space that destroyed the Twin Towers on 9/11.
- Mitch - Everyone knows space laser blasts can't melt steel beams.
- Matt - You're a complete faggot Mitch. Complete as in 100% you win.
- Operation Fast and Furious.
- Kate - No!
- Alex - Vin Diesel confirmed Mexican.
- The WTC was so full of asbestos the cheapest way to get rid of it was the 9/11 attacks.
- Matt - TRUE! Truth it actually happened.
- Alex - Do you know the point of asbestos? What the fuck
- Kate - Jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to burn asbestos.
- Matt - That's my new most hated meme.
- Alex - Guys jet fuel can't burn hot enough to lift a jet.
- Matt - Are you telling me jet planes aren't real?
- I made it up.
- Matt - Because the Jews rule everything.
- Fluoride cleans your teeth.
- Matt - And controls your mind.
- Alex - And controls how your teeth think.
- Did you know Muslims are Jewish Golems to build up a proxy war to boost the economy?
- Matt - Not only I know its real, it's the truth!
- Rollercoasters are CIA training vehicles.
- Matt - TRUE!
- Homosexuality is cover for pedophilia.
- Matt - That is completely true!