RA Kate

The Facts:Edit

  • Age: 24
  • Sex: Trust me, you don't want to know
  • Star Sign: Saggitarius
  • Blood Type: Bile
  • Dwelling Place: British Columbia


Made by her parents rotten gentials melded together and forged in the fire of failure. Got suspended from school at age 10 drawing horse dick. Been arrested twice, a high school drop out, and thrown out of the house by her parents. She is poor and would like people to buy her stuff. Due to her circumstances her career options are limited.

What makes Kate different from the other hosts is she is a child that cannot be loved by either of her parents. The last best thing she got from them for the past couple of years was a vaccuum cleaner.

Due to those experiences, she is one of the most bitter cunts the world has ever seen. She makes the most jokes or references to suicide, death, and worthlessness, especially worthlessness.


Can put lemons in her butthole. Can put 10+ inches of dildo in her butthole.


Her most infamous folly was the tale of the Lemon Story from Episode 026. There have been constant references to it ever since and it's likely she'll never live it down. Also of note is that she pioneered the "RA-View" video series, and did the first one as well, for Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Hosts of Random Assault
Alex CabralDrew ArbogastKate ReillyMatt FlabslapperMitch RozetarTony Johnson