Kate is the most negative person on Random Assault. Has the lowest self worth of all hosts on the show
- Episode 5 - We should all commit suicide
- Episode 8 - Kate Reilly brought to you by internet unpopular demand
- Episode 10 This podcast should be shot. No one comments, like us, or e-mails us.
- Episode 15 Men are worthless, but so are woman.
- Episode 17 I should be shot
- Episode 19 I hate this fucking podcast so much.
- Episode 26 I hate my family and have no friends.
- Episode 57 Alex - Have you ever loved something? Kate - No.
- Episode 66 - Alex - Kate has no self respect. Kate - I'm on the show so apparently not.
- Episode 74 - I wish I was somewhere else.
- Episode 79 - I don't like this show.
- Episode 94 - You can find many things in the garbage including my career.
- Episode 105 - Welcome to Random Assault. Which no one you want to hear on is this week.
- Episode 109 - Make game videos no one watch, and create Lonely God banners no one listens to.
- Episode 110 - We are the worst people (Jew Wario)
- Episode 111 - I'm a fucking loser.
- Episode 111 - I guess I'm a weeaboo. I'll go kill myself.
- Episode 118 - I don't like this podcast anymore.
- Episode 119 - Alex - Dave is done with us. Kate - Like my career. Should I kill myself now?
- Episode 129 - Let's kill ourselves together.