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RA Gurann Laggann Minor Assault

Length: 1:54:18

Hosts: Duke of Duwang Jake Petersen Mitch Rozetar Breener

Closing Song - Some thing from the show


Content Covered:

  • Gurren Lagann.
  • First time you saw it?
  • DragonBall content?
  • Favorite characters
    • Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday Blaze it 420 will be repeated over 30 times. Not an exaggeration

Notable Facts:

  • ANIME FAGGOT FAGMO TO THE EXTREME FAGGOT FAGGYS.
  • If the faggot fag cunt Duke has two sons wants them to be like faggot anime characters

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Duke

  • Gurren Lagann is about this little boy. During the summertime he goes to his grandfather cafe and meets up with this other boy who seduces him and later falls in love with him. The show ends with 3 boys in a threesome on top of a church building.
  • Robots and Tits!
  • Kate was mad at me when I didn't send her Halo Reach. I did. She owes me $20.
  • Jayson Canning, the Duke of Spook, the Jerk of Jay.
  • I use to play football.
  • We touch butts. Actually we did but that is a different story.
  • I took a Family Guy joke and made it funnier.
    • Mitch - Goddamn you fucker.
  • I thought a marathon was putting on a bandanna running through a city and saying tits are awesome. (Mitch level joke)
  • I'm barely legal now. I'm 17. I'm ripe get to it ladies and men. Somebody touch me.
  • I wish you come visit me for my birthday Mitch so we could do something sexy.
  • I'm already trainwrecking this I don't want to trainwreck it anymore. (BIGGEST LIE TOLD)
    • Breener - No
  • Let's talk about Fooley Cooley!
  • Jesus Christ my penis never felt this pleasure before. (Gurann Lagann)
  • My love of the show annoyed the shit of my friends.
  • When I draw Mitch I have to include the twin towers.
  • My mom saw your drawing of the huge dick.
  • A lot of animes make my cock hard.
  • My panties are gushing. With cum.
  • Keeps interrupting Mitch saying titties.
  • I'm gay.
  • I know what song to play in break. SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY.
  • Mine is the dick that will pierce your asshole.
  • DRIPED DIED!
  • Can we dubstep Gurann Lagann?
  • Can we dub over Gurann Lagann? (Speaks so black)
  • Can I say the n word so I can say weed?
  • The Bible says nothing about fucking a dead guy.
  • I'm rubbing the head of my penal.
  • I want the hosts to listen to this and not hate me.
    • Breener - They won't listen.
  • My favorite character is when I kill myself to save the podcast.
  • I would buy 20 Kamiya shades. (True because he is a fucktard)
  • If you don't watch this show, I will go to your college and make love to you in front of your gay roommate.
  • I played Hide and Go Sex with my Babysitter. Ryan who was a guy and raped me in front of my parents.
  • I'm sick of living.
  • Believe in the weed that can smoke you.
  • It reminds me of that one meme.....

Jake

  • Jake Petersen #1 fan.
    • Duke - Fuck you. How bout I put my bum in your bum.
  • 4.5 hours is not a fucking marathon for Fooley Cooley (Duke) Pussy!
  • There's this amazing site the pirate bae.
    • Mitch - That site doesn't exist.


Mitch

  • I'm the loser that spearheaded the minor assault. I could not get another host soul on this podcast.
  • You don't cum in your boxers?
  • Your fucking homo Homestuck.
  • Why Gurann Lagann and go outside and Gurann Lagoff?
  • Real quick real quick.
  • Favorite scene?
    • Duke - When Yoko and Nena fuck.
  • My favorite scene is when (character) is naked in space.

Breener

  • I'm a mayor.
    • Duke - Of what my asshole?
    • Breener - Yes
    • Duke - Sweet I got a mayor in my asshole.
  • What's your favorite site for Gurann Lagann hentai?
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