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Minor Assault Random Encounters

Length: 1:39:43

Hosts:Kate Mitch Tony

Closing Song: Some JRPG thing


Content Covered:

  • TURbo Origins
  • RPGS

Notable Facts: Inverse Skyscraper Mansion mentioned.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Kate

  • If 2 hosts are angry at each other you should just do an aggravated assault where they just yell at each other.
  • Alex is wrong. Yeah he is. TURbo's approval means so much because he knows everything.
    • Mitch - The only person more right than Alex but actually correct is TURbo.
    • Kate - He knows everything. He fell into a cavern as a young boy and absorbed the wisdom of the ages.
    • Mitch - He fell into a cavern and a bunch of information flew over him and scared him. From that day on he vowed to become the Human Wiki.
  • I was walking home and I wondered if there was a line of Random Assault action figures and then I realized no one would buy mine and then I got sad. Squeeze my arms and the prolapse shoots out.
    • Tony - Comes with a window where your ass falls into.
  • Rocket Propelled Grenades.]
  • Pokémon Gold and Silver is King because it's my 1st.
  • Pokémon I love those little fuckers. The idea of Pokémon beyond 150 blew my mind. Now there is 400 more.
  • Pikachu is my bro and will always be my friend forever.
  • Phantasy Star IV 1st RPG I played in 1999, at 9 years old on my first console the Genesis.
  • Getting a new Genesis game in 2001 was mindblowing.
  • Phantasy Star was ahead of Final Fantasy. FF V was the least extreme Final Fantasy.
  • If there's a thing Weeaboos don't like it's Western Media.
  • I don't like Games Journalists with something to prove.
  • Shaman King I was fascinated because they showed child penis.
  • (Mitch) I said Fallout you fucker!
  • I played over 300 hours of Skyrim and loved it.
  • In high school I picked on Weeaboos and it turns out I'm a repressed Weeaboo.
  • Do not take drugs before watching Primer.
  • When I play RPG's I play on the home team.
  • I hate games that penalize me for being logical.
  • We want to kill each other.


Mitch

  • I have yaoi hands in real life.
    • Kate - Oh god.
  • We know about your lemons.
    • Kate - Says Boney Jones.
  • I smoke all the drugs.
    • Kate- I will tell Mrs. Mitch on you.

Tony

  • So this is a Minor Assault.
    • Kate - The 2 most popular hosts aren't here.
    • Tony - I don't know what you are talking about.
  • You love something even though there is huge plotholes?
    • Kate- You love DeathNote
    • Tony - Shut up.
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