Length: 1:27:34

Hosts: Alex Matt Mitch Tony

Guest: Amanda Johnston

Closing Song - Something chiptunes.

Content Covered:

E3 2012

  • Halo 4
  • MS SmartGlass
  • Splinter Cell Blacklist Batman
  • Tre Parker and Matt Stone of SouthPark Stick of Truth
  • Gears of War Judgment
  • Sony
  • Watch_Dogs
  • The Last of Us
  • Nintendo.
  • Everyone agrees that Nintendo was the best. Regardless what Matt said about Sony winning earlier.
  • End Reggie mentions body ready meme.

Funny Stories and Quotes:


  • 1st time we want to be topical.
    • Matt - We're talking about PAX East!
  • Nintendo the only one worth talking about good or bad.
  • Want to complain about Nintendo but didn't watch the conference.
    • Matt - I'll get to that.
  • If you have to do your part to make augmented reality real you can't be like I want to run a marathon but I don't want to get up.
    • That's like recording a podcast when people in the other room are watching True Blood.
  • I will never bring episode 19 to E3.
  • Best line was Tre Parker says imagine a game system connected to your iphone which is connecting to your microwave while being inside your refrigerator.
  • Sony didn't talk about having the top selling console for 40 minutes.
  • You know the guy with the giant comb that's gay.
    • Matt - All of them?
  • No one complained when the phone can go online, and that is cross media.
  • Sony wasn't afraid to have gore and swear in their conference.
  • Ghost Trick guys. Let's talk about Ghost Trick.
  • Nintendo talk about it.
    • Matt - I couldn't watch Nintendo on their own fucking website. Fuck Nintendo.


  • SNES 64 is coming out!
    • Mitch - ET the videogame is coming out.
    • Matt - We're going back in time.
  • E3 was horrible. I knew it was going to suck.
  • What's the con in Japan? GDC? (Tokyo Game Show fuckface Mitch was correct but didn't correct him)
  • Everything is better than E3.
  • THQ oh their fucked.
  • I'm a sucker for post apocalyptics games. (The Last of Us)
  • Beyond Two Souls that's another game that looks cool.
  • Yu-gi-oh could have happened in real life. I would have put on 20,000 belts. If you want my virginity you have to dual me for it. I would be the most insane dualist on the planet. (Eye of Judgment)
  • Sony won E3. Hands down.
  • Nintendo can't come up with anything new on software.
  • Shut up Mitch, it's my time to shine.
  • I'm not going to hate Nintendo. They make great technology but they don't know how to use it.
  • They are always ahead of the game in hardware.
  • I don't see the Wii U doing well.
  • Some kid is going to throw their Wii U tablet through their TV
    • Mitch - Then Nintendo needs to sell wriststraps.
  • No date or price point on Wii U? 
  • It's under the Sega Saturn if you want to preorder a Wii U at this point.
  • I thought Sega Saturn games were in there again. Fuck yeah I can buy Sega Saturn games!
  • Nintendo is dead to me. They haven't released a game I loved for the past 4 years.
  • This is going to make me sound like a pussy but Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too hard.
  • Sonic is sucking Nintendo's dick now.
  • Ubisoft is so far up in Nintendos ass.
  • Call me traditional. I want to you know play a game.
  • Nintendo's fucking morons. Who runs their conferences?
  • Two nameless Toad motherfuckers.
  • Mitch you want to play the same game for the 4th time? (Animal Crossing new game)
  • My Sonic is eating itself.
  • You know who lost? The Gamers.
  • Reggie his asshole is ready?


  • Microsoft trying to convince us Kinect isn't a terrible idea.
  • Mitch Rozetar is partying with Cole Train. Woo! A shitty Kinect picture of me with Cole Train.
    • Amanda - With Usher in the background.
  • Who announced Watch_Dogs? Microsoft? That game looked cool.
  • An open world sandbox game where nothing happens.
  • I was excited for Sony Battle Smash Brothers.
  • When they contemplated life that was the best moment of the Nintendo press conference.
  • Carrie Deadbeat fag.
  • Matt Asshole.
    • Alex - Shut up Mitch


  • What the fuck.
  • No one cares about Halo?
    • Alex, Matt Mitch - No
  • New Gears of War game.
    • Matt - Is he muscley? I never played those games.
  • Usher Raymond
  • Is it weird I'm really interested in this game? (The Last of Us)


  • I only have 3 things to say about the Nintendo press conference.
  • One fuck that African American dude. I don't like it. He bugs the crap out of me. (Fils-Aime)
  • Loved they ripped the 360 controller with Nintendo buttons.
  • Last one is they didn't have much to announce, and they made a big point of their controllers of having 4 buttons.