Hosts: Alex Matt Mitch Tony
Guest: Amanda Johnston
Closing Song - Something chiptunes.
- Halo 4
- MS SmartGlass
- Splinter Cell Blacklist Batman
- Tre Parker and Matt Stone of SouthPark Stick of Truth
- Gears of War Judgment
- The Last of Us
- Everyone agrees that Nintendo was the best. Regardless what Matt said about Sony winning earlier.
- End Reggie mentions body ready meme.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- 1st time we want to be topical.
- Matt - We're talking about PAX East!
- Nintendo the only one worth talking about good or bad.
- Want to complain about Nintendo but didn't watch the conference.
- Matt - I'll get to that.
- If you have to do your part to make augmented reality real you can't be like I want to run a marathon but I don't want to get up.
- That's like recording a podcast when people in the other room are watching True Blood.
- I will never bring episode 19 to E3.
- Best line was Tre Parker says imagine a game system connected to your iphone which is connecting to your microwave while being inside your refrigerator.
- Sony didn't talk about having the top selling console for 40 minutes.
- You know the guy with the giant comb that's gay.
- Matt - All of them?
- No one complained when the phone can go online, and that is cross media.
- Sony wasn't afraid to have gore and swear in their conference.
- Ghost Trick guys. Let's talk about Ghost Trick.
- Nintendo talk about it.
- Matt - I couldn't watch Nintendo on their own fucking website. Fuck Nintendo.
- SNES 64 is coming out!
- Mitch - ET the videogame is coming out.
- Matt - We're going back in time.
- E3 was horrible. I knew it was going to suck.
- What's the con in Japan? GDC? (Tokyo Game Show fuckface Mitch was correct but didn't correct him)
- Everything is better than E3.
- THQ oh their fucked.
- I'm a sucker for post apocalyptics games. (The Last of Us)
- Beyond Two Souls that's another game that looks cool.
- Yu-gi-oh could have happened in real life. I would have put on 20,000 belts. If you want my virginity you have to dual me for it. I would be the most insane dualist on the planet. (Eye of Judgment)
- Sony won E3. Hands down.
- Nintendo can't come up with anything new on software.
- Shut up Mitch, it's my time to shine.
- I'm not going to hate Nintendo. They make great technology but they don't know how to use it.
- They are always ahead of the game in hardware.
- I don't see the Wii U doing well.
- Some kid is going to throw their Wii U tablet through their TV
- Mitch - Then Nintendo needs to sell wriststraps.
- No date or price point on Wii U?
- It's under the Sega Saturn if you want to preorder a Wii U at this point.
- I thought Sega Saturn games were in there again. Fuck yeah I can buy Sega Saturn games!
- Nintendo is dead to me. They haven't released a game I loved for the past 4 years.
- This is going to make me sound like a pussy but Super Mario Galaxy 2 is too hard.
- Sonic is sucking Nintendo's dick now.
- Ubisoft is so far up in Nintendos ass.
- Call me traditional. I want to you know play a game.
- Nintendo's fucking morons. Who runs their conferences?
- Two nameless Toad motherfuckers.
- Mitch you want to play the same game for the 4th time? (Animal Crossing new game)
- My Sonic is eating itself.
- You know who lost? The Gamers.
- Reggie his asshole is ready?
- Microsoft trying to convince us Kinect isn't a terrible idea.
- Mitch Rozetar is partying with Cole Train. Woo! A shitty Kinect picture of me with Cole Train.
- Amanda - With Usher in the background.
- Who announced Watch_Dogs? Microsoft? That game looked cool.
- An open world sandbox game where nothing happens.
- I was excited for Sony Battle Smash Brothers.
- When they contemplated life that was the best moment of the Nintendo press conference.
- Carrie Deadbeat fag.
- Matt Asshole.
- Alex - Shut up Mitch
- What the fuck.
- No one cares about Halo?
- Alex, Matt Mitch - No
- New Gears of War game.
- Matt - Is he muscley? I never played those games.
- Usher Raymond
- Is it weird I'm really interested in this game? (The Last of Us)
- I only have 3 things to say about the Nintendo press conference.
- One fuck that African American dude. I don't like it. He bugs the crap out of me. (Fils-Aime)
- Loved they ripped the 360 controller with Nintendo buttons.
- Last one is they didn't have much to announce, and they made a big point of their controllers of having 4 buttons.