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RA Tony

Tony is a behemoth of a man at 6'6 (2 meters tall) 290 pounds (130.5 kilos) or (20.7 stones). He is the champion of the dick measuring contest at over 9 inches (22.5 cm) Lives in the UK.

Tony's favorite videogame developer is Rockstar Games. His favorite videogame series is Grand Theft Auto. He is not a fan of Inception, but he slepted through the entire movie.

He never feels the need to jerk off because he has sex all the time. Tony does has an irrational dislikes based off of misunderstandings. He doesn't want steam because he doesn't want to pay for the Steam client. He doesn't like cheese but he loves his mom's lasgna which questions how his mother makes lasagna. Tony loves to bone Asians.

He is the only host that will talk or has some interest about some AAA Blockbuster shooting games like Call of Duty, and Gears of War. Tony is a trained boxer.

He has worked at rough movie theater where he had to throw out perverts jacking off to kids films.

Left to pursue greater things. Now he can talk about not fapping while banging every Asian entering the UK.


Hosts of Random Assault
Alex CabralDrew ArbogastKate ReillyMatt FlabslapperMitch RozetarTony Johnson